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Stupid Utah Laws

Shaved Ice Stand regulatated in Provo, Utah

Provo Utah recently changed the laws to allow shaved ice stands to operate from May 1st to October 31st. Previously, the law only allowed them to operate from June 1st to September 30th. It took the city 10 months to get the shaved-ice law changed! Your tax dollars hard at work! 

Filed in: Provo

You must drink milk

It’s against the law not to!

Filed in: Utah

It’s illegal to fish from horseback.

Ok then.

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Detonating a nuclear weapon is illegal

DUH!

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Birds of the right of way on all highways.

Fucking bird lovers!

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Husbands are responsible for criminal acts of their wife(wives)!

Ok, yes polygomy is illegal and that part was only a joke. Husbands are responsible for any crime committed by his wife while in his presence.

Filed in: Utah

A wine list MUST be asked for.

It’s perfectly legal for a restaurant to serve wine, but the customer MUST ask for the list before it’s given to them.

Filed in: Utah

No whale hunting allowed…

It’s considered offensive……ummm, why the fuck would one hunt whales in Utah?

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No sex allowed in a moving ambulance if it’s during an emergency call.

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2 Liters of Beer is the Maximum sized container allowed.

For an individual to have on them unless they are a retailer. Don’t you hate it when Alcoholic Anonymous does their lobbying? More…

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No biting in boxing matches.

Any boxing match that allows biting is not allowed, there goes any hope of Mike Tyson boxing in Utah!

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No catastrophies allowed.

Well, DUH! More…

Filed in: Utah