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Stupid Utah Laws

Shaved Ice Stand regulatated in Provo, Utah

You must drink milk

It’s illegal to fish from horseback.

Detonating a nuclear weapon is illegal

Birds of the right of way on all highways.

Husbands are responsible for criminal acts of their wife(wives)!

A wine list MUST be asked for.

No whale hunting allowed…

No sex allowed in a moving ambulance if it’s during an emergency call.

2 Liters of Beer is the Maximum sized container allowed.

No biting in boxing matches.

No catastrophies allowed.

Goto the convienence store prepared.

Women, Curb your Tongues!

Don’t dance to close in Monroe, Utah.

Animal Sex is Allowed in Ogden Utah for Police Men

One cow per person in Ogden, Ut.

No throwing of snowballs is allowed in Provo, UT.

No trombone concerts to advertise auctions.

Violins are not allowed to be held inside a paper bag.

No sex in an ambulance

In Trout Creek, you can’t buy gunpowder…

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