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Stupid North Carolina Laws

Can’t collect your own reward money.

No tramps on top of water tanks

Get arrested for loitering outside a police station

It’s illegal to rollerbade on state highways

You must pay propery tax on your dog

Look Ma! No Hands = illegal

Certain font sizes illegal

Notify City Hall before you enter Forest City

Rollerblading in the sun illegal

Driving on sidewalks prohibited

Visiting the dead after midnight prohibited

Joy riding in cemeteries illegal

Daisy Dukes illegal

Urinating and defecating in public = misdemeanor

Cat vs. Dogs prohibited

Illegal for Grandma to get drunk on Bingo night

Weed is taxable

Impotency can void a marriage

Professional Psychics and Fortune-Tellers outlawed

Registering as a married couple at a hotel if not married = legal marriage

American Idol rejects beware

Owning a lottery ticket is illegal

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