Stupid Virginia Laws
Supersized McMissile lands woman 2 years in jail
When will lawyers, judges, and jurys learn that a supersized McDonald drink is not the same thing as an inter-continental ballistic missile.
Jessica Hall, mother of 3 children(ages 4, 6, and 8), wife of US soldier currently serving his 3rd tour in Iraq, was convicted by Stafford County Jury of Felony offense for maliciously throwing a “missile”(supersized McDonald’s drink) into an occupied vehicle. The felony carries a minimum of 2 years jail sentence.
and they wonder why children aren’t getting proper parenting these days…
Women can’t drive on Main Street.
In Waynesboro it is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of her waving a fucking red flag! Holy shit!
Driving in circles is against the law.
You are not allowed to drive past the same location more than once in thirty minutes on Atlantic Avenue in Virginia Beach.
No profanity allowed!
You are not allowed to us profanity on Atlantic Ave. or on the Boardwalk. Fuckers!
Drunk in your own car will get you a DUI
Even if you are not driving and the person driving is drunk you will both get DUI’s in Virginia Beach, VA.
Wife beating is legal in Stafford County!
As long as you beat her on the steps of the courthouse and it’s before 8:00pm. No shit?
Don’t flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays!
It’s illegal and a game of chance to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for the bill. Be warned!
Don’t park your car on the railroad tracks.
Why anyone would do this is beyond me. More…
No cussing about other people
Yeah, it’s illegal to call someone an asshole or a dickhead in Prince William Country, Virginia. More…
Skunks are not allowed to be kept as pets.
In Prince William County, the laws state you may not have a pet skunk. More…