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Stupid Virginia Laws

Supersized McMissile lands woman 2 years in jail

When will lawyers, judges, and jurys learn that a supersized McDonald drink is not the same thing as an inter-continental ballistic missile.

Jessica Hall, mother of 3 children(ages 4, 6, and 8), wife of US soldier currently serving his 3rd tour in Iraq, was convicted by Stafford County Jury of Felony offense for maliciously throwing a “missile”(supersized McDonald’s drink) into an occupied vehicle.  The felony carries a minimum of 2 years jail sentence.
and they wonder why children aren’t getting proper parenting these days…

Filed in: Stafford County

Women can’t drive on Main Street.

In Waynesboro it is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of her waving a fucking red flag! Holy shit!

Filed in: Waynesboro

Driving in circles is against the law.

You are not allowed to drive past the same location more than once in thirty minutes on Atlantic Avenue in Virginia Beach.

Filed in: Virginia Beach

No profanity allowed!

You are not allowed to us profanity on Atlantic Ave. or on the Boardwalk. Fuckers!

Filed in: Virginia Beach

No riding on the handlebars of a bicycle in Virginia Beach

Filed in: Virginia Beach

Drunk in your own car will get you a DUI

Even if you are not driving and the person driving is drunk you will both get DUI’s in Virginia Beach, VA.

Filed in: Virginia Beach

No skating down the sidewalk of Main Street in Victoria.

Filed in: Victoria

Wife beating is legal in Stafford County!

As long as you beat her on the steps of the courthouse and it’s before 8:00pm.  No shit?

Filed in: Stafford County

Don’t flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays!

It’s illegal and a game of chance to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for the bill. Be warned!

Filed in: Richmond

Don’t park your car on the railroad tracks.

Why anyone would do this is beyond me. More…

Filed in: Prince William County

No cussing about other people

Yeah, it’s illegal to call someone an asshole or a dickhead in Prince William Country, Virginia. More…

Filed in: Prince William County

Skunks are not allowed to be kept as pets.

In Prince William County, the laws state you may not have a pet skunk. More…

Filed in: Prince William County