Stupid Washington Laws

Mole trapping regulations in Redmond

Mole trappers have recently come under fire in Redmond due to the use of scissor traps to kill the pesky moles, two trappers were shut down by local authorities. The kicker? The local Humane Society says the initiative wasn’t meant to shut down mole trappers! GO figure.

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    Filed in: Redmond

    It’s against the law to ride an ugly horse in Wilbur.

    Too bad they don’t have laws like that for women, not allowed to ride an ugly chic! Divorce rates would drop because the married women wouldn’t end up looking like dogs, it’d be illegal!

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      Filed in: Wilbur

      You can’t poison a bird in any Walla Walla city park.

      It is against the law to give any noxious substance to any bird within a city park.

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        Filed in: Walla Walla

        You can only have two toilets in your home

        On Waldron Island, building code states that no building struction shall contain more than two potable water toilets. This is mostly for conservation of water. It’s stupid because people piss regardless of the number of toilets.

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          Filed in: Waldron Island

          Lap dances suck in Spokane County – 4ft Rule!

          Strippers must be at least four feet from a customer. Who the hell would buy a dance like that!

           

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            Filed in: Spokane County

            NO buying a TV on Sundays.

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              Filed in: Spokane

              Hope you can swim because no life jackets allowed

              You are not allowed to wear a life-jacket near the Spokane River. More…

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                Filed in: Spokane

                No spitting on City Busses

                Listing 10.10.100 Unlawful Bus Conduct.

                 

                B. A person is guilty of unlawful bus conduct if, while on or in a municipal transit vehicle as defined by RCW 46.04.355, or in or at a municipal transit station as defined in subsection C, and with knowledge that such conduct is prohibited, the person

                4. spits or expectorates;

                (Ord. C-31214)

                Effective Date: 10/26/1994. Passed On: 9/26/1994

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                  Filed in: Spokane

                  Not allowed to tie your shoes

                  No one is not allowed to kneel on a pedestrian skywalk.

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                    Filed in: Spokane

                    No fishbowls on a bus

                    Because the sloshing sound of the water might disturb others.

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                      Filed in: Seattle

                      You can light someone’s house on fire.

                      But only if you get the owners prior permission.

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                        Filed in: Seattle

                        No sitting in laps on trains in Seattle.

                        It is an automatic penalty of six months in jail for any woman that sits on a man’s lap on a bus or train without putting a pillow between them.

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                          Filed in: Seattle