Stupid Washington Laws
Mole trapping regulations in Redmond
Mole trappers have recently come under fire in Redmond due to the use of scissor traps to kill the pesky moles, two trappers were shut down by local authorities. The kicker? The local Humane Society says the initiative wasn’t meant to shut down mole trappers! GO figure.
It’s against the law to ride an ugly horse in Wilbur.
Too bad they don’t have laws like that for women, not allowed to ride an ugly chic! Divorce rates would drop because the married women wouldn’t end up looking like dogs, it’d be illegal!
You can’t poison a bird in any Walla Walla city park.
It is against the law to give any noxious substance to any bird within a city park.
You can only have two toilets in your home
On Waldron Island, building code states that no building struction shall contain more than two potable water toilets. This is mostly for conservation of water. It’s stupid because people piss regardless of the number of toilets.
Lap dances suck in Spokane County – 4ft Rule!
Strippers must be at least four feet from a customer. Who the hell would buy a dance like that!
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Hope you can swim because no life jackets allowed
You are not allowed to wear a life-jacket near the Spokane River. More…
No spitting on City Busses
Listing 10.10.100 Unlawful Bus Conduct.
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B. A person is guilty of unlawful bus conduct if, while on or in a municipal transit vehicle as defined by RCW 46.04.355, or in or at a municipal transit station as defined in subsection C, and with knowledge that such conduct is prohibited, the person
4. spits or expectorates;
(Ord. C-31214)
Effective Date: 10/26/1994. Passed On: 9/26/1994
Not allowed to tie your shoes
No one is not allowed to kneel on a pedestrian skywalk.
No fishbowls on a bus
Because the sloshing sound of the water might disturb others.
You can light someone’s house on fire.
But only if you get the owners prior permission.
No sitting in laps on trains in Seattle.
It is an automatic penalty of six months in jail for any woman that sits on a man’s lap on a bus or train without putting a pillow between them.