Stupid Pennsylvania Laws
No Horses on Parking Meters
Don’t tie your horse onto a parking meter in Tarentum, I wonder if the Homish do this.
The Anti Backwards Eating Peanut Law
In Ridley Park, Pennslyvania, it is illegal to walk backwards while eating pea nuts infront of Barnstormers Auditorium while a performance is going on.
No Donkeys on the Trolly Cars.
It is against the law to bring a donkey or mule onto a trolly car in Pittsburgh, PA.
Illegal to wear cosmetics.
It is illegal in Morrisville for a woman to wear any kind of cosmetics (make-up) without acquiring a special permit.
Don’t shoot stray dogs!
One is not allowed to shoot stray dogs wandering the streets.
Fire Hydrant Check-up Law
All fire hydrants must get checked at a minimum of 1 hour before all fires. Ok then, idiots run the fire department.
No Baggy Pants law in Connellsville
You are not allowed to wear pants that are lower than than 5 inches below the waist.
Yearly Parking laws in Carlisle
If you want to park in the middle of town, you must pay a $50 annual fee to do so.
Bingo Operator Restrictions
You cannot run a bingo operation in Bensalem if you’ve been conviced of a felony.
Sec. 105-13. Prohibited persons.
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No distributor nor any person who has been convicted of a felony or of a violation of the Bingo Law or of this chapter or of any comparable state or federal law shall have a pecuniary interest in the operation or proceeds of games of chance.
(Ord. No. 89-0-7, 8-21-89)
No Public Woodys Allowed in Allentown
Men are not allowed to get publically aroused.
Pennsylvania Fishing Laws
You may only catch a fish with your mouth, no other body parts allowed. (rod & reel are ok)
You cannot use dynamite to catch fish.
You can fish on your own land without a permit but you can’t hunt on your own land without a permit.
Pennsylvania Liquor store Law
All liquor stores in Pennsylvania shall be run by the states government.