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Stupid Kentucky Laws

Buying a hat without your husband’s permission is prohibited

Women buying hats must get permission from their husbands before they do so.

Filed in: Owensboro

Pitchers allowed, catchers outlawed

You may not receive anal sex in the town of Owensboro, Kentucky.

Filed in: Owensboro

Dogs humping lawn mowers not allowed

Keep your dog on a short leash so that it doesn’t hump any cars. Dogs that molest cars could face some time in the pen.

Revised Pet/Nuisance Ordinance

ORDINANCE NO. 0-5-2001

AN ORDINANCE OF THE CITY OF FORT THOMAS, KENTUCKY PROHIBITING THE CREATION OF ANIMAL-RELATED NUISANCES ASSOCIATED WITH ANIMAL OWNERSHIP, MAINTENANCE OR CONTROL; AND PROVIDING APPROPRIATE ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITY AND A PENALTY FOR VIOLATION THEREOF

BE IT ORDAINED BY THE CITY OF FORT THOMAS, CAMPBELL COUNTY, KENTUCKY:

SECTION I

DEFINITIONS:

A. Animal – Any vertebrate creature other than a human being.

B. Animal-related Nuisance – Circumstances in which animal ownership, maintenance or control creates, contributes to, or permits any of the following undesirable animal actions or conditions upon public or private property causing annoyance, discomfort or injury to the health and welfare of persons in the community:

(1) Molesting pedestrians or passing vehicles;

(2) Attacking or chasing people or other animals, with the exception of trespassers upon the private premises of the animal owner;

(3) Damaging public or private property, to include failure of the owner, keeper or walker of any animal to immediately remove any feces deposited by such animal upon any public or private property (other than the property of the owner, keeper or walker of the animal);

(4) Running at large while not being kept securely restrained by a leash or other device;

(5) Making noise in an excessive, continuous or untimely manner which is loud enough to be heard beyond the premises where the animal(s) is kept or harbored, so as to interfere with the reasonable use and enjoyment of any properties within the community;

(6) The existence of stench/offensive odor, or general unsanitary conditions in which the animal(s) is kept, so as to interfere with the reasonable use and enjoyment of any properties within the community or otherwise make their physical occupation uncomfortable.

C. Animal Owner – Any person who owns any animal; has a property right in any animal; or, has any animal in his/her custody, possession, maintenance, care or control. Animal Owner shall include any person who is temporarily boarding any animal or has any animal in his/her care, custody, control, maintenance or possession, and includes any person providing food, drink, space, or care to stray animals or animals otherwise running at large.

SECTION II

No animal owner shall permit any animal-related nuisance action or condition to exist at any time where it involves animals in his/her temporary or permanent care, custody, control, maintenance or possession, to include persons providing food, drink, space, or care to stray animals or animals otherwise running at large.

SECTION III

Animal Control or law enforcement officials shall have the specific authority to impound any animal(s) of an animal owner upon witnessing a violation of this ordinance and to issue uniform citations to any offender. Officials shall possess the power to enter private property in the performance of their duties only if consent of the owner or occupant of the property is freely given, a search warrant is obtained or such exigent circumstances exist that a warrantless, non-consensual search is required, as determined by law enforcement officials.

SECTION IV

Any person found guilty of violating any provisions of this ordinance shall be guilty of a violation as defined by the Kentucky Revised Statutes and shall be fined in an amount not less than $50 and not more than $100. Each twenty-four (24) hour calendar day shall constitute a separate and distinct violation.

SECTION V

All ordinances, resolutions or parts thereof, in conflict with the provisions of this ordinance, are to the extent of such conflict, hereby repealed.

SECTION VI

This ordinance shall be effective when read, passed, and advertised according to the law.

1st Reading: March 19, 2001

Filed in: Fort Thomas

Bow and arrow fishing illegal

Stick with grenade and spear fishing as bow and arrow fishing is against the law.

Filed in: Kentucky

Blue ducks only legal as six packs

If you plan on selling blue dyed ducklings, make sure they’re offered as a six pack as anything less is prohibited from being sold.

KRS 436.600

No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display, or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored; nor dye or color any baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits; nor sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange or to give away baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits, under two (2) months of age in any quantity less than six (6), except that any rabbit weighing three (3) pounds or more may be sold at an age of six (6) weeks. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than $100 nor more than $500.

History: Amended 1972 Ky. Acts ch 374, sec 1. –Created 1966 Ky. Acts ch. 215, sec. 5

Filed in: Kentucky

One year prison sentence for throwing tomatoes at public speaker

You could face aggravated assault charges if you toss a tomato at a public speaker.

KRS 437.050 Attempting to interrupt or injure public speaker

Any person who interferes with any person addressing a public audience within this state, who interrupts such a person, while speaking, by the use of insulting or offensive language or opprobrious epithets applied to the speaker or who attempts to interrupt or injure the speaker by throwing missiles of any kind at him shall be fined not less than fifty ($50.00) nor more than five hundred dollars ($500), or imprisoned for not less than one (1) year nor more than six (6) months [sic], or both.

Filed in: Kentucky