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Stupid Wisconsin Laws


  Return books to the library or return your library card!

Categories: Wauwatosa | no comments.
  Don’t spit on the sidewalk in Wauwatosa

Categories: Wauwatosa | 1 comment.
  Don’t lie to reserve a city meeting room.

Categories: Wauwatosa | no comments.
  Sun Prairie hates snow about as much as they hate cats!

Categories: Sun Prairie | no comments.
  No cats in the graveyard!

Categories: Sun Prairie | no comments.
  Illegal to bike without hands!

Categories: Sun Prairie | no comments.
  Don’t build nukes in the city of Sun Prairie.

Categories: Sun Prairie | 1 comment.
  Women: Don’t wear red in Public

Categories: St. Croix | 1 comment.
  No swimming in the Fountain Park fountain.

Categories: Sheboygan | 1 comment.
  No shooting of birds, unless you’re a cop!

Categories: Sheboygan | no comments.
  Women, no walking on the street at night.

Categories: Racine | no comments.
  Dont wake sleeping firemen.

Categories: Racine | 1 comment.
  No shooting missles at parades.

Categories: Racine | 2 comments.
  Automatic Machine Guns = Legal / Sparklers = Illegal

Categories: Milwaukee | no comments.
  No fat chicks in the street!

Categories: Milwaukee | 3 comments.
  No drums or flutes on the street…unless it’s NOT for attention

Categories: Milwaukee | no comments.
  No long term parking unless you tie a horse to your car.

Categories: Milwaukee | 1 comment.
  You can’t bother squirrels.

Categories: La Crosse | 2 comments.
  Checkers in public is illegal

Categories: La Crosse | no comments.
  No topless mannequin’s in store windows.

Categories: La Crosse | no comments.
  Not allowed to have a hard on in public.

Categories: Kenosha | 6 comments.
  Don’t sit on other people’s cars.

Categories: Hudson | no comments.
  Put your garbage in your own garbage can.

Categories: Hudson | no comments.
  In Hudson, screens are required on Windows.

Categories: Hudson | no comments.
  Unless it’s for medical purposes, Tattooing is Illegal in Brookfield.

Categories: Brookfield | no comments.
  Manual flushed toilets not allowed to be prohibited

Categories: Wisconsin | no comments.
  Another “Butter Law”: Margarine, not allowed to be substitued for butter in restuarants…

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  Don’t cut a womans hair.

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  No smooching on a train

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  Rape was once defined as a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife

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  Apple pie with cheese was illegal at public restaurants.

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  Once upon a time, margarine was illegal.

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  Yellow butter substitute is banned

Categories: Wisconsin | 1 comment.
  When two trains are at an intersection, neither shall move till the other does

Categories: Wisconsin | 1 comment.
  Prisoners must be served real butter in state prisons

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Disclaimer:

The laws listed here are for entertainment purposes only. We have tried to cite specific references when available but, we make no guarantees on the validity of these laws and as such: the laws and regulations including the interpretation and commentary we have provided are for entertainment only.