Stupid Minnesota Laws
You can not eat hamburgers on Sunday
St. Cloud, Minnesota isn’t the best place to open a McDonalds, Burger King or Wendy’s franchise.
Persuading another person to go to a massage therapist after 11pm is a misdemeanor
Officers are required by law to kill all feral cats
If a policeman spots a cat running at large on any streets, ally or public place, it is his duty as a cop to exterminate the feline.
Oral sex = illegal
A good excuse for those who don’t like to give oral sex in Minnesota.