Oral sex = illegal
A good excuse for those who don’t like to give oral sex in Minnesota.
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- Oral Sex illegal in Maryland
- It’s illegal to have oral sex
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- Bad oral hygene law
- Against the Law: Oral or Anal Sex
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what the hell this is so stupid…who ever made this a law was fucked up in the head…seriously….i feel bad for the ppl that actually take this law seriously…no booty for them!!HAHA!!!
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angie
December 20, 2007
Wish it were illegal over the entire planet! Big Yuck!!
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Ron Paul Reply:
July 21st, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Boooooooo
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lynne
November 4, 2008
Well, I want to respond to Lynne who thinks oral sex should be illegal over the whole planet, big yuck!!! Well, Lynne is a big yuck who will never know the sexual satisfaction of a man that’s in love with her. Just because she doesn’t like it, doesn’t mean it should be illegal for everybody!!!
Guess what Lynne? You’re a BIG YUCK LOSER!!!!
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Angela Johnson
December 7, 2008
Really It’s probably just to prevent people from getting STD’s in the oral area xD. so you don’t have to worry about looking at someones mouth and you make this face >.< .
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Peter Workman
January 8, 2009
oral pleasuring is the bomb so screw what the goverment has to say about that. They’re just mad cause they aren’t getting any.
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biggie williams
January 9, 2009
the government just wants to be the only ones orally pleasuring themselves
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freddy
February 20, 2009
Actually a court declared this rule unconstitutional about 6-7 years ago. So this is not valid anymore.
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MNDweller
March 1, 2009
Lynn, im sorry but your fucking stupid, are you like 10? I mean who uses “YUCK”?
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Nick
June 13, 2009
Thats dumb as hell.
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Taylorr(:
December 23, 2009
LOLz I agree with everyone but LYNN. Its not like people dont do that shit anyway… i mean to sum its nasty and they dont think it shuld be allowed but there are other things in this world to worry about than oral sex.. i mean come on focus on the war, the economy and Haiti. if they stopped oral sex then they might as well get ride of gay marraiges… cuz thats basicaly what gay people do. but im against not having gay marraiges cuz i like both boys and gurls.. but yea focus on bigger issues
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Nicole
February 5, 2010
Well done to Lynne! Not 10yrs old I’ll bet and not a loser! Totally agree with you hun…… Whoever invented sucking genitals wasn’t right in the head. It’s so unnatural and deffo YUCK!!
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Sharon
June 18, 2010
my girlfriend gives the best oral i’ve ever had and she loves when i give her oral also. i can’t ever get enough, or give enough! yum yum i love eating pussy!
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mark
July 11, 2010
what people do willingly with each other is there business. I could care less if it’s legal or not, just like pot. keep it in the house and it’s ok.
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garlanda
August 5, 2010
lynne your like a broom you swept me off my feet
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jeff
April 29, 2011
I am going to take that law seriously because I am a law abiding citizen and don’t want to get in trouble so right after I set down my joint and take my dick out of my girlfrends mouth I will get right on that
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Matt
August 14, 2011
If some one choses to have oral sex its there choice. Its not like they do it in front of people. Every one needs to take a chill pill. If you don’t like it don’t do it, if you do keep doing it. Its your choice no one elses to make.
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tasha
August 15, 2011