Stupid Alabama Laws
You can marry your own family member
Appearantly incest is legal in Alabama and you can marry your own family member. Anyone have a hot sister, brother, or cousin that you “love”???? Believe it or not thousands of people are searching for ways to marry their family members each month!
Section 30-1-3 – Issue of incestuous marriages not deemed illegitimate.
The issue of any incestuous marriage, before the same is annulled, shall not be deemed illegitimate.
See this Google report showing one month of search activity for related terms:
Proposed Law: Prosecute parents who miss parent-teacher conferences
A Texas law maker recently propsed a law that would make it illegal for a parent to miss a parent-teacher conference. This is “Criminalizing bad behavior has become the rage among politicians, who view such action as a type of legislative exclamation point demonstrating the seriousness of their cause. As a result, new crimes are proliferating at an alarming rate, and we risk becoming a nation of criminals where carelessness or even rudeness is enough to secure a criminal record. ”
Monkey Smokers are Forbidden!
In South Bend Indiana, one may not force a monkey to smoke a cigarette.
Specific dimensions for hotel bedsheets in Indiana.
The law in Indiana states that all bed sheets MUST be 99 inches long x 81 inches wide. It is just crazy that they have to make a law defining the size of bedsheets.
No eating your buddies hotdog!
Oklahoma forbids people from eating other peoples food!
No eating ice cream on Sundays.
It is forbidden for ne ot eat ice cream on Sundays
No Jungle Fever Allowed
Interracial marraiges were once illegal!
Constitution of Tennessee
Article XI: Miscellaneous Provisions: Section 14Â
The intermarriage of white persons with negroes, mulattoes, or persons of mixed blood, descended from a negro to the third generation inclusive of their living together as man and wife in this State is prohibited. The legislature shall enforce this section by appropriate legislation.
It’s illegal for a dog to bark after 6PM
I guess they have alot of dogs in jail at Little Rock
Must honk your car horn when passing other cars.
This law states that “citizens” must honk their car horns when passing other cars.
I hope it’s not raining in Montgomery
It’s illegal to open an umbrella on the street back in the days of horse and buggys.
It is illegal to wear sharp high heel shoes in Mobile
This is an unfortunate result of a frivolous lawsuit aginst the city, but someone really should put a cap on frivolous laws…
It’s illegal to howl or hoot at a woman in Mobile
I wonder if whistleing counts in this law…