Stupid West Virginia Laws
Fuck Fuck Fuck = $3 dollar fine in West Virigina if in Public
If you publically swear in West Virginia, it’s illegal and you are subjust to a $1 fine for each act. More…
Can’t be a politican if you’ve done a duel!
This is obviously not relevant today, but just a glimpse of what it was like in the not too distant past. More…
Don’t make fun of someone that denied your challenge
Ok, so don’t make fun of someone who you challeneged and they turned down that challenge. Punishable by up to six months in jail.
Animal Sex Is Allowed
This is for legal for males only as long as the animal does not weigh more than 40lbs. Amazing!
If you cheat, pay a $20 Fine!
Any person of commits adultery has to pay a fine of at least $20! But of course the punishment of a scowling pissed of spouse is worse. Hint: Don’t get caught! More…
No “Lewd Association” of an unmarried couple
If you’re an unmarried couple you’re not allowed to live together and Lewdly Associate with one another or you could both face a maximum of one year in prison More…
Kids, don’t have stinky breath at school!
Appearantly, no child is allowed to goto school with breath smelling of wild onions. More…
Maybe this law is related to the fireman one, WIFE BEATING ALLOWED IN HUNINGTON!
This could just be a co-incidence but it’s legal to beat your wife as long as you beat her in public on a Sunday on the courthouse steps. Yay, they allow domestic violence, I wonder if some wife had a messy affair with a fireman after walking by a firehouse and her husband got a law passed that allowed him to beat her every Sunday as a reminder….hmmmmm
Fireman are not allowed to flirt with women in Hunington.
If you’re a fireman don’t whistle or flirt with any female passing a firehouse. Men, there’s appearantly been widespread problems with horny women attacking firemen in Hunington, make sure they stay away from fire houses.
No big cat walking allowed, not even on a leash.
In Alderson, WV one may not walk a Lion, Tiger or Leopard, even if it’s on a leash. One wonders why in the world they would even have a law on the books like this about exotic cats.