Kids, don’t have stinky breath at school!
Appearantly, no child is allowed to goto school with breath smelling of wild onions.
A certain type of wild onion grows in West Virginia called a “ramp”. These plants are renowned for their foul odor, which can supposedly be detected from up to a mile away while being cooked.
 OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO EACH WILD ONIONS!
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Yearly there are statewide Rhamp Festivals where you can eat them bugggers cooked in a thousand different was and let me tell ya, they do stink to high heaven!
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Moose
June 10, 2008