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Stupid California Laws


  No sticking wooden sticks up a mountain goat’s ass

Categories: California | 13 comments.
  California Law states NO Fake Orgasms

Categories: California | 12 comments.
  It’s illegal to put sand or rock on your driveway

Categories: Walnut | no comments.
  You must obtain a permit from the sheriff to be a crossdresser

Categories: Walnut | 2 comments.
  It’s illegal to pick flowers from parks

Categories: Walnut | 3 comments.
  You must get a permit to wear a mask on halloween

Categories: Walnut | 2 comments.
  It’s illegal to fly a kite 10 feet above the ground

Categories: Walnut | 2 comments.
  You must apply for a permit for an out of business sale

Categories: Thousand Oaks | no comments.
  Ducks have the right of way on Rancho California Street

Categories: Temecula | no comments.
  It’s illegal to play baseball, softball, football or soccer in public

Categories: Simi Valley | 3 comments.
  It’s illegal to try to give away puppies or kittens

Categories: Shasta Lake | 14 comments.
  It’s illegal to play drums on the beach

Categories: Santa Monica | 1 comment.
  it’s illegal to use powered tools after 6PM

Categories: San Luis Obispo | 3 comments.
  It’s illegal to have more then 2 pets

Categories: San Jose | no comments.
  It’s illegal to have oral sex

Categories: San Francisco | 33 comments.
  It’s illegal to let horse manure pile up higher then six feet on the street corner.

Categories: San Francisco | 3 comments.
  Ugly people may not walk down the street

Categories: San Francisco | 28 comments.
  Can’t wax your car with used underwear

Categories: San Francisco | 1 comment.
  You may not walk your pet lion down market street unless it’s on a leash

Categories: San Francisco | 3 comments.
  Better take those christmas lights down before Feb. 2nd.

Categories: San Diego | 4 comments.
  It’s illegal to shoot a rabbit from the back of a car.

Categories: San Diego | 4 comments.
  It’s illegal to carry lunch down the street during lunch time

Categories: Riverside | 3 comments.
  you can’t drive a car on the city streets unless someone is walking in front of it with a lantern

Categories: Redlands | 1 comment.
  Can’t install more then one bathtub per house

Categories: Prunedale | no comments.
  It’s illegal to fish from a bridge

Categories: Portola | no comments.
  It’s illegal for a dog to chase a game animal during the off season

Categories: Portola | no comments.
  It’s illegal for you to be alone with your secretary in the same room

Categories: Pasadena | 1 comment.
  Be careful when you ride your camel down Canyon Drive

Categories: Palm Springs | 1 comment.
  Leave those butterflies alone

Categories: Pacific Grove | no comments.
  It’s Illegal for roosters to crow within the city limits

Categories: Ontario | no comments.
  It’s illegal to grow Oleander in Norco

Categories: Norco | 2 comments.
  One hundred dollars for the 1st lion and thirty dollars for each additional lion

Categories: Norco | no comments.
  It’s illegal to possess fireworks without a permit

Categories: Norco | 7 comments.
  no radio systems that can be heard outside of cars

Categories: Norco | no comments.
  It’s illegal to skate or skateboard through the court house or library

Categories: Los Angeles County | 1 comment.
  Can’t charge beer money for street party

Categories: Los Angeles County | 3 comments.
  Can’t advertise with a metallic balloon

Categories: Los Angeles County | no comments.
  It’s illegal to wear a zoot suit

Categories: Los Angeles | no comments.
  It’s illegal for dogs to “get it on” within 500 yards of a church.

Categories: Los Angeles | no comments.
  You may not lick toads

Categories: Los Angeles | 3 comments.
  You aren’t allowed to cry on the witness stand

Categories: Los Angeles | no comments.
  It’s illegal to bath 2 babies in the same tub together

Categories: Los Angeles | no comments.
  You can not beat your wife with a strap wider then 2 inches without consent.

Categories: Los Angeles | 4 comments.
  You can’t curse on a mini-golf course

Categories: Long Beach | 1 comment.
  You can only keep your car in the garage

Categories: Long Beach | no comments.
  It’s illegal to have a rooster

Categories: Lompoc | 1 comment.
  It’s illegal to throw confetti at a parade

Categories: Lodi | no comments.
  Can’t spit within 5 feet of another person

Categories: Lafayette | no comments.
  It’s illegal to be a fortune teller

Categories: Indian Wells | 4 comments.
  It’s illegal to drink cement

Categories: Indian Wells | 7 comments.
  It’s illegal to play music to attract customers

Categories: Indian Wells | 1 comment.
  It’s illegal move a herd of 2000 or more sheeps through hollywood

Categories: Hollywood | 2 comments.
  It’s illegal to spill salt on the street

Categories: Hermosa Beach | 1 comment.
  It’s illegal to have a public restroom without soap and toilet paper

Categories: Hermosa Beach | 1 comment.
  It’s illegal to drive your car in reverse

Categories: Glendale | no comments.
  It’s illegal to get on or off of a moving car

Categories: Glendale | no comments.
  It’s illegal to sell, give, or loan surf wax to anyone under 18

Categories: Glendale | no comments.
  No elevators for dogs

Categories: Glendale | no comments.
  It’s illegal to drink beer in public

Categories: Fresno | 4 comments.
  It’s illegal to play poker within 300 feet of a school

Categories: Fresno | 1 comment.
  It’s illegal to sell gasoline to person under the influence of liquor

Categories: Fresno | no comments.
  It’s illegal to sell permanent markers

Categories: Fresno | 1 comment.
  It is illegal to play bingo drunk

Categories: Fresno | no comments.
  It’s illegal to injure or disturb a rock in the city park

Categories: Fresno | no comments.
  No molesting of animals in city parks

Categories: Fresno | 5 comments.
  It’s illegal to play catch with your kid in a city park without a written permission from the director of public works

Categories: Eureka | no comments.
  It’s illegal to kiss a woman if you have a moustache

Categories: Eureka | 1 comment.
  It’s illegal to fall asleep in public

Categories: Eureka | no comments.
  Illegal to buy your waitress a drink

Categories: El Monte | 2 comments.
  You can sell them, but you can’t own them, play them, or even show them.

Categories: El Monte | no comments.
  It’s illegal to throw away tobacco related trash when you are in a playground

Categories: El Monte | no comments.
  Dont wash your car in the street

Categories: Downey | 1 comment.
  You may not use your bathroom if the window is open

Categories: Dana Point | no comments.
  You must pay a $500 fine if you detonate a Nuclear device within the city limits

Categories: Chico | 11 comments.
  No green leather jackets in Chico

Categories: Chico | no comments.
  It’s illegal for kids to play on the sidewalk

Categories: Chico | 2 comments.
  Animal wastes must be removed from all premises once a week between Jan 15th and May 15th

Categories: Cerritos | no comments.
  Dogs at public schools prohibited

Categories: Cathedral City | no comments.
  No biking in the “Fountain of Life”

Categories: Cathedral City | no comments.
  No mobile homes Cathedral City

Categories: Cathedral City | no comments.
  It is illegal to spit unless it’s on a baseball diamond

Categories: Burlingame | no comments.
  It’s illegal to wear cowboy boots unless you own at least two cows

Categories: Blythe | no comments.
  No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash

Categories: Belvedere | no comments.
  It’s illegal to ride your bike in a swimming pool

Categories: Baldwin Park | 1 comment.
  Peacocks have the right of way to cross your driveway

Categories: Arcadia | no comments.
  Gotta have a permit to park your car on the street overnight

Categories: Alhambra | no comments.
  I guess the Airforce and NASA are outlaws in California

Categories: California | 1 comment.
  Can’t shoot an animal from a moving vehicle unless it’s a whale

Categories: California | 3 comments.
  It’s illegal for mountain lions to mate publicly within 1500 feet of a tavern, school, or religious establishment.

Categories: California | 2 comments.
  It’s Illegal for the sun to not shine on California

Categories: California | 17 comments.

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