No sticking wooden sticks up a mountain goat’s ass
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It’s illegal to play baseball, softball, football or soccer in public
It’s illegal to let horse manure pile up higher then six feet on the street corner.
You may not walk your pet lion down market street unless it’s on a leash
you can’t drive a car on the city streets unless someone is walking in front of it with a lantern
It’s illegal for a dog to chase a game animal during the off season
It’s illegal for you to be alone with your secretary in the same room
One hundred dollars for the 1st lion and thirty dollars for each additional lion
It’s illegal to skate or skateboard through the court house or library
It’s illegal for dogs to “get it on” within 500 yards of a church.
You can not beat your wife with a strap wider then 2 inches without consent.
It’s illegal move a herd of 2000 or more sheeps through hollywood
It’s illegal to have a public restroom without soap and toilet paper
It’s illegal to sell gasoline to person under the influence of liquor
It’s illegal to play catch with your kid in a city park without a written permission from the director of public works
You can sell them, but you can’t own them, play them, or even show them.
It’s illegal to throw away tobacco related trash when you are in a playground
You must pay a $500 fine if you detonate a Nuclear device within the city limits
Animal wastes must be removed from all premises once a week between Jan 15th and May 15th