No sticking wooden sticks up a mountain goat’s ass
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It’s illegal to play baseball, softball, football or soccer in public
It’s illegal to let horse manure pile up higher then six feet on the street corner.
You may not walk your pet lion down market street unless it’s on a leash
you can’t drive a car on the city streets unless someone is walking in front of it with a lantern
It’s illegal for a dog to chase a game animal during the off season
It’s illegal for you to be alone with your secretary in the same room
One hundred dollars for the 1st lion and thirty dollars for each additional lion
It’s illegal to skate or skateboard through the court house or library
It’s illegal for dogs to “get it on” within 500 yards of a church.
You can not beat your wife with a strap wider then 2 inches without consent.