Stupid California Laws
No sticking wooden sticks up a mountain goat’s ass
California has many strange laws and this is just another, one is not allowed to stick wooden sticks or tools of any kind in a mountain goat’s ass.
California Law states NO Fake Orgasms
It’s unlawful in the state of California for either sex to fake ones orgrasm. Appearantly a group of disgruntled husbands got together to get this law passed after being fed up with their wives faking the screams and moans.
It’s illegal to put sand or rock on your driveway
Wow, I guess private property is not so private afterall.
You must obtain a permit from the sheriff to be a crossdresser
Crossdressers beware, you better get a permit from the sheriff or risk being arrested. More…
It’s illegal to pick flowers from parks
Arrest that little girl, she just picked a flower from the park…
You must get a permit to wear a mask on halloween
Wow, these law makers really need to think about what laws they are putting in the book.
It’s illegal to fly a kite 10 feet above the ground
I don’t think anyone who wrote this law ever actually flown a kite before More…
You must apply for a permit for an out of business sale
They must have a real problems with all the fake out of business sales in that town. More…
Ducks have the right of way on Rancho California Street
All hail the mighty ducks
It’s illegal to play baseball, softball, football or soccer in public
I guess in Simi Vally, they have a different idea of what the city park is used for.
It’s illegal to try to give away puppies or kittens
I suppose all dogs and cats must be fixed in this town.
It’s illegal to play drums on the beach
percussion instruments are not allowed on the beach