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Dumb Laws and Stupid Laws from California


  No sticking wooden sticks up a mountain goat’s ass

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  California Law states NO Fake Orgasms

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  It’s illegal to put sand or rock on your driveway

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  You must obtain a permit from the sheriff to be a crossdresser

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  It’s illegal to pick flowers from parks

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  You must get a permit to wear a mask on halloween

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  It’s illegal to fly a kite 10 feet above the ground

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  You must apply for a permit for an out of business sale

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  Ducks have the right of way on Rancho California Street

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  It’s illegal to play baseball, softball, football or soccer in public

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  It’s illegal to try to give away puppies or kittens

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  It’s illegal to play drums on the beach

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  it’s illegal to use powered tools after 6PM

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  It’s illegal to have more then 2 pets

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  It’s illegal to have oral sex

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  It’s illegal to let horse manure pile up higher then six feet on the street corner.

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  Ugly people may not walk down the street

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  Can’t wax your car with used underwear

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  You may not walk your pet lion down market street unless it’s on a leash

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  Better take those christmas lights down before Feb. 2nd.

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  It’s illegal to shoot a rabbit from the back of a car.

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  It’s illegal to carry lunch down the street during lunch time

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  you can’t drive a car on the city streets unless someone is walking in front of it with a lantern

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  Can’t install more then one bathtub per house

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  It’s illegal to fish from a bridge

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  It’s illegal for a dog to chase a game animal during the off season

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  It’s illegal for you to be alone with your secretary in the same room

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  Be careful when you ride your camel down Canyon Drive

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  Leave those butterflies alone

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  It’s Illegal for roosters to crow within the city limits

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  It’s illegal to grow Oleander in Norco

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  One hundred dollars for the 1st lion and thirty dollars for each additional lion

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  It’s illegal to possess fireworks without a permit

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  no radio systems that can be heard outside of cars

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  It’s illegal to skate or skateboard through the court house or library

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  Can’t charge beer money for street party

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  Can’t advertise with a metallic balloon

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  It’s illegal to wear a zoot suit

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  It’s illegal for dogs to “get it on” within 500 yards of a church.

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  You may not lick toads

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  You aren’t allowed to cry on the witness stand

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  It’s illegal to bath 2 babies in the same tub together

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  You can not beat your wife with a strap wider then 2 inches without consent.

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  You can’t curse on a mini-golf course

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  You can only keep your car in the garage

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  It’s illegal to have a rooster

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  It’s illegal to throw confetti at a parade

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  Can’t spit within 5 feet of another person

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  It’s illegal to be a fortune teller

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  It’s illegal to drink cement

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  It’s illegal to play music to attract customers

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