It’s illegal to play baseball, softball, football or soccer in public
I guess in Simi Vally, they have a different idea of what the city park is used for.
10-1.03 Restricted acts.
It shall be unlawful for any person within the limits of public schools, parks, recreation areas, and open spaces which are now or which may hereafter be within the City, including all grounds, roadways, avenues, parks, buildings, campgrounds, swimming pools, equestrian trails, bicycle trails, hiking trails, and school facilities under the control, management, or direction of either the Simi Valley Unified School District and the Simi Valley Recreation and Park District:
(d) To play or engage in the flying of motorized or self-propelled model airplanes or rockets or motorized self-propelled model cars and boats, the driving of golf balls, archery, baseball, softball, football, soccer, volleyball, or any similar game of a hazardous nature, except at such places and times as shall be especially set apart for such purposes;
(� 6315, S.V.M.C., as amended by � 1, Ord. 193, and � 1, Ord. 237 C.O., eff. February 11, 1976)
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- It’s illegal to play catch with your kid in a city park without a written permission from the director of public works
- Softball played in the dark after 10:30pm
- It’s illegal for kids to play on the sidewalk
- It’s illegal to play poker within 300 feet of a school
- It is illegal to spit unless it’s on a baseball diamond
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can we vote Simi Valley the most unfun city?
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jamie
April 1, 2008
That is so freakin retarted. At least i live in SD. freakin shitting place to live.
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Sarah
September 14, 2009
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FACE I GUESS THEN LAST WEECKEND I BROKE THE LAW LOL
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Someone cool
May 3, 2010