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Stupid New Jersey Laws


  Pickles are outlawed on Sundays

Categories: Trenton | no comments.
  Bad pickles are not to be thrown on the street

Categories: Trenton | no comments.
  Boiling bones on your property is illegal

Categories: Sea Isle City | no comments.
  Swearing is strictly prohibited

Categories: Raritan | 1 comment.
  Doctor’s note needed to buy ice cream after 6pm

Categories: Newark | 1 comment.
  Annoying others in your house while intoxicated is illegal

Categories: Mount Laurel | no comments.
  Giving whiskey or smokes to a zoo animal is illegal

Categories: Manville | no comments.
  Annoying someone of the opposite sex is prohibited

Categories: Haddon | no comments.
  It’s illegal to cross dress

Categories: Haddon | no comments.
  Bathing tag required before you hop in that pool

Categories: Haddon | 1 comment.
  Women walkin on Sundays are required to wear a petticoat or underskirt

Categories: Elizabeth | no comments.
  Cats must warn birds of their whereabouts

Categories: Cresskill | no comments.
  Do not park your boat on your lawn

Categories: Cranford | 1 comment.
  Wearing shorts and dancing on the main avenue is prohibited

Categories: Caldwell | no comments.
  Ashing your cigarette on the sidewalk is illegal

Categories: Blairstown | no comments.
  Shade trees that obscure light and air are illegal

Categories: Blairstown | no comments.
  Be happy or be in jail

Categories: Bernards Township | no comments.
  Delaying a homing pigeon is illegal

Categories: New Jersey | no comments.
  Horse carriages have the right of way

Categories: New Jersey | no comments.
  DUI = say goodbye to your personalized license plate

Categories: New Jersey | no comments.
  Frowning at an officer is against the law

Categories: New Jersey | 1 comment.
  No knitting during fishing season

Categories: New Jersey | 1 comment.
  Wearing a bullet-proof vest while robbing someone is illegal

Categories: New Jersey | 9 comments.

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The laws listed here are for entertainment purposes only. We have tried to cite specific references when available but, we make no guarantees on the validity of these laws and as such: the laws and regulations including the interpretation and commentary we have provided are for entertainment only.