Stupid New Jersey Laws
Pickles are outlawed on Sundays
This town denies you from having a pickle on your burger while watching football on Sundays.
Bad pickles are not to be thrown on the street
Throwing a bad pickle on the street is not allowed. There’s a John Bobbitt joke in there somewhere.
Boiling bones on your property is illegal
It is illegal to boil any type of bones on your property.
Swearing is strictly prohibited
Say and curse word and you’ll be sent to jail. Darn.
Doctor’s note needed to buy ice cream after 6pm
Without a note from your doctor, you won’t be able to buy an ice cream cone after 6pm. This is considered illegal and you can be fined or jailed.
Annoying others in your house while intoxicated is illegal
This is a good law that’ll send your belligerent family member or friend to jail.
109-1. Unlawful acts.
A. No person shall, within the limits of the Township of Mount Laurel:
(1) Be intoxicated or drunk or disorderly in any public omnibus, street, highway, thoroughfare or on any sidewalk or in any private house, home or in any boardinghouse, store, restaurant or other private, public or quasi-public place or house to the annoyance of any person.
Giving whiskey or smokes to a zoo animal is illegal
Just Say No… to wasting whiskey and smokes on zoo animals. They’re already pampered enough!
Annoying someone of the opposite sex is prohibited
There must be a lot of divorces in this town. Â Are there couples that don’t fight? No.
It’s illegal to cross dress
Men: put away those panties as it’s illegal to wear them in Haddon, NJ
Bathing tag required before you hop in that pool
You must first obtain a bathing tag from the Township Clerk before you jump into the Crystal Lake pool.
Women walkin on Sundays are required to wear a petticoat or underskirt
It is prohibited for women to walk down Broad Street on Sundays without wearing a petticoat or underskirt.
Cats must warn birds of their whereabouts
Just to be fair and go against nature, all cats must wear 3 bells so that birds are aware of the cats whereabouts.