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Stupid Colorado Laws

It’s illegal to crash into a lift tower or a sign when skiing

Cats must be fitted with tail light if it sneaks out of the house

It’s illegal to allow dandelion grow in the city

It’s illegal to keep certain animals in the city

It’s illegal for a man to kiss his daughter when she’s asleep

No crossdressing in Durango

You may not abuse rats in Denver

driving black cars on sunday is illegal

It’s illegal to let your neighbor barrow your vaccum

You can’t impounding a dog without giving it notice for 3 days

Can’t ride your horse upstairs

It’s legal to wear a six-shooter but not on sundays, election days or other national holidays

No more rocking chair for grandma on the porch

It’s illegal to move a rock on city property

Your pet goat may not graze on city grass

It’s legal to insult a cop unless the cop ask you to stop

It’s illegal to have snowball fights

You gotta be able to read them lables

Gotta get a license to own a dog

Can’t shoot missles at cars.

Finally you can cut the tag from pillows and mattresses.

It’s illegal to drink and ride a Horse.

You can’t sell Alcohol on Sundays or election days.

I guess it’s illegal for a Car dealer to sell a car on Sunday.

So… it’s against the law to mutilate on a rock?

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