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Stupid Arizona Laws

skirts must remain skirts

It’s illegal for women to wear pants in Tucson.

Filed in: Tucson

I guess they take their bad teeth seriously in Tombstone

It’s illegal to have less then one missing teeth showing when you smile after your 18th birthday

Filed in: Tombstone

No fresh coat of paint for your bike till 18

It’s illegal to buy spray paint till you are 18 years old

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Filed in: Tempe

You must park your horse at the lobby of the county court house

It’s illegal to ride a horse up the stairs of the county court house

Filed in: Prescott

Suspenders are illegal in Nogales

I guess someone owns alot of stocks in a belt manufacture?

Filed in: Nogales

Anyone cought stealing soap must use the soap

Anyone cought stealing soap must use it till it’s all used up. I wonder what kind of timeframe they give you to use up the soap?

Filed in: Mohave County

It’s illegal to smoke without a liqueur license

You can not smoke a cigarette within 15 feet of a public place without a class 12 liqueur license

Filed in: Mesa

You may be in trouble if you have 5 sisters

It’s illegal for more then 6 girls to live in a house.  I guess there are no sororities allowed in Maricopa County

Filed in: Maricopa County

It’s illegal to mess with cottontails or bullfrogs

What if you had one for a pet?

Filed in: Hayden

illegal to play cards with Native Americans on the street

Who would want to anyway in 120 degree heat? Bring the game inside where the AC is cranking.

Filed in: Globe

It’s illegal to have more then 2 dildos in a house

Do the ones your girlfriend carries count towards that 2 limit?

Filed in: Arizona

It’s illegal to refuse a person a glass of water

I wonder if that still apply if you are also down to the last cup of water when you are out in the desert heat.

Filed in: Arizona