Stupid Alaska Laws
Thou shall not have “attractive nuisance” in your property.
so… how do you define “Attractive Nuisance”?
It’s Illegal to carry a BB gun or slingshot in Nome
well, yet another useless law. More…
Bonus points for scenic vistas
So what do you get for your bonus points? Is that like a frequent flyer miles?
Kids beware: no concealed slingshot without a licence
It’s always refreshing to see toys catagorized as a firearm whereas pocket knifes are exempted in the law reguarding concealed weapons.
Breathalizer at the door: drunks can’t come in to your place
You can’t let drunk people into your bar. but who gets to decide just who is drunk and who isn’t?
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Dog grooming is illegal in Juneau
Can’t take your dogs into a barber shop of a beauty salon even if they cater to dogs.
They really like their moose in Fairbanks
It’s illegal to feed your moose alcholic drinks
Can’t ride in a trailer when it’s moving
I guess that puts knight rider out of business. More…
It’s Illegal to put your dog in the back of the truck
Then again, If you did that in Alaska, You will soon have dogicicles instead of pets…
Uhm… it’s illegal to break the law in Haines
I guess they take the laws in title 9 of the code seriously in Haines?
I guess you are not allowed to give your moose skydiving lessons
It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. Why they feel it is necessary to single out “live moose” for this particular law is quite confusing.