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Stupid Oklahoma Laws

No horses in city hall!

Residents of Yukon, Oklahoma  should know that one is not allowed to bring a horse and tie it up in front of city hall.

Filed in: Yukon

You must tie up your car!

Laws in Wynona, Oklahoma, state that your car (mode of transportation) must be tied up while not in use.

Filed in: Wynona

No Aligators Downtown Law

Aligators are forbidden from entering downtown Tulsa, Oklahoma. Don’t bring your pet aligator to Tulsa, it’s against the law.

Filed in: Tulsa

No Naked Blackjack!

Women are forbidden from gambling while wearing no  clothing or in skimpy clothing like lingerie. No toga poker, no nude slot machines either….how lame!

Filed in: Schulter

Stinkbombs Outlawed!

according to the Prohibition of Stink Bombs Law.

30-371. Prohibition of stink bombs.

 

(a) No person shall sell or offer for sale, either as an individual or as an officer, member, agent, servant, or employee of any firm, partnership, association, or corporation, nor shall any person possess, within the City limits, a novelty item, commonly sknown as a stink bomb, that when activated gives off a distinct and noxious odor.

(b) Each sale, attempted sale or possession shall constitute a separate offense against the City and, upon conviction thereof, may be chargeable as such.

(Ord. No. 16778, � 1(21-3.1, 21-3.2), 7-13-82; Ord. No. 17026, � 1, 1-18-83; Code 1980, � 30-281)

Filed in: Oklahoma City

Casket Tipping not Allowed

Individuals are not allowed to tip over caskets during a funeral.

30-84. Disturbing funerals.

 

No person shall willfully disturb, interrupt or disquiet any assemblage of people who have met for the purpose of any funeral, or obstruct or detain any person or persons engaged in carrying or accompanying any dead body of a human being to a place of burial.

(Code 1970, � 21-6(b); Code 1980, � 30-84)

Filed in: Oklahoma City

No Hypnotizing Models

It is highly illegal to display any  hypnotized person in a window.

Filed in: Hawthahorne

Raping of vehicles prohibited

Nonone may  fondle or molest a vehicle in Clinton, Oklahoma.

Filed in: Clinton

No balls allowed!

It is highly agains th the law to throw or bat a ball on any public streets.

Section 12-92 Ballplaying in public streets prohibited.

 

It shall be unlawful for any person to pitch or bat a ball on the public streets of this city.

(Code 1978, � 9.32.020)

Filed in: Bartlesville

Two pussy per person law!

Bartlesville, OK has strict laws governing the number of bitches and pussies any person can own.

Section 3-25 Keeping of dogs and cats restricted.

A. It shall be unlawful for any person, firm or corporation that owns, leases or controls any premises within the city to maintain on said premises more than a total of two (2) dogs and two (2) cats over the age of six (6) months outside of the primary dwelling unit. This provision shall not apply to agriculturally zoned properties. Any owner having more than the above prescribed number of dogs or cats prior to May 1, 1996 or the first date of residency thereafter within the city and who can verify their ownership by way of rabies certificates may continue with the same animals without penalty.

B. The city shall not regulate the number or type of animals that are maintained within a primary dwelling unit; provided, that all such animals shall have a current rabies vaccination as required in this chapter and be maintained in compliance with sections 3-11 through 3-13. Provided further, it shall be unlawful to maintain any number of animals within a dwelling unit in such a way that the conditions of the dwelling unit constitute a nuisance or health hazard and threat to the occupants or welfare of the animals maintained. Nothing in this subsection shall be construed to permit any person to maintain any dangerous animal, whether inside or outside a dwelling unit.

(Ord. No. 3008, 4-26-99)

Filed in: Bartlesville

Dress like a Miami Dolphins fan in Ada Oklahoma

and you could be put in jail! They take their football seriously!

Filed in: Ada

Johns in the Paper!

While it’s common knowledge anyone soliciting a hooker is illegal, what is not so common is the fact that their name and picture  must be shown on television if they are arrested.

Filed in: Oklahoma