Stupid Oklahoma Laws
No horses in city hall!
Residents of Yukon, Oklahoma should know that one is not allowed to bring a horse and tie it up in front of city hall.
You must tie up your car!
Laws in Wynona, Oklahoma, state that your car (mode of transportation) must be tied up while not in use.
No Aligators Downtown Law
Aligators are forbidden from entering downtown Tulsa, Oklahoma. Don’t bring your pet aligator to Tulsa, it’s against the law.
No Naked Blackjack!
Women are forbidden from gambling while wearing no clothing or in skimpy clothing like lingerie. No toga poker, no nude slot machines either….how lame!
Stinkbombs Outlawed!
according to the Prohibition of Stink Bombs Law.
30-371. Prohibition of stink bombs.
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(a) No person shall sell or offer for sale, either as an individual or as an officer, member, agent, servant, or employee of any firm, partnership, association, or corporation, nor shall any person possess, within the City limits, a novelty item, commonly sknown as a stink bomb, that when activated gives off a distinct and noxious odor.
(b) Each sale, attempted sale or possession shall constitute a separate offense against the City and, upon conviction thereof, may be chargeable as such.
(Ord. No. 16778, � 1(21-3.1, 21-3.2), 7-13-82; Ord. No. 17026, � 1, 1-18-83; Code 1980, � 30-281)
Casket Tipping not Allowed
Individuals are not allowed to tip over caskets during a funeral.
30-84. Disturbing funerals.
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No person shall willfully disturb, interrupt or disquiet any assemblage of people who have met for the purpose of any funeral, or obstruct or detain any person or persons engaged in carrying or accompanying any dead body of a human being to a place of burial.
(Code 1970, � 21-6(b); Code 1980, � 30-84)
No Hypnotizing Models
It is highly illegal to display any hypnotized person in a window.
Raping of vehicles prohibited
Nonone may fondle or molest a vehicle in Clinton, Oklahoma.
Dress like a Miami Dolphins fan in Ada Oklahoma
and you could be put in jail! They take their football seriously!
Johns in the Paper!
While it’s common knowledge anyone soliciting a hooker is illegal, what is not so common is the fact that their name and picture  must be shown on television if they are arrested.