Stupid Illinois Laws
Pool tables prohibited from public places
This town is really strict about it’s gambling laws as you cannot have a pool table in public places because it would support gambling.
Get the shotgun, Maw.
Owning a handgun in this town is illegal, but you’re allowed to own shotguns or any guns bigger than a handgun.
Driving in circles prohibited on 23rd Avenue
Make sure you Google Map your directions before driving in Moline, Illinois. This law prohibits driving aimlessly around town.
It’s illegal to park your truck outside
I guess they don’t like how trucks look in Park Ridge
Ice skating on water prohibited
This idiotic law prohibits it’s citizens from ice skating on the Riverside pond during the hottest months of the year, June and August!
It’s illegal to install a basketball hoop on your driveway
I wonder if this applys to the portable hoops?
It’s illegal to give your dog a lighted cigar
I guess they only want their dogs to smoke cigarettes…
Cock-a-doodle-do from afar
Roosters are required to crow 300 feet away from any residence otherwise it could face a boot in to the beak and/or being the main course at Sunday’s BBQ.
Mispronouced town name = $5 fine
A $5 fine can be issued if you mispronounce the Joliet town name. The correct pronunciation is “Joe-Lee-Ette”.