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Stupid Illinois Laws


  Pool tables prohibited from public places

Categories: Orland Park | no comments.
  Illegal to piss off dogs

Categories: Normal | no comments.
  Get the shotgun, Maw.

Categories: Morton Grove | 5 comments.
  It’s another spitting law

Categories: Ottowa | 3 comments.
  Driving in circles prohibited on 23rd Avenue

Categories: Moline | 2 comments.
  It’s illegal to park your truck outside

Categories: Park Ridge | 3 comments.
  Ice skating on water prohibited

Categories: Moline | no comments.
  It’s illegal to install a basketball hoop on your driveway

Categories: Peoria | no comments.
  It’s illegal to give your dog a lighted cigar

Categories: Zion | 1 comment.
  No Bee fly zone

Categories: Kirkland | 1 comment.
  Cock-a-doodle-do from afar

Categories: Kenilworth | no comments.
  Mispronouced town name = $5 fine

Categories: Joliet | 5 comments.
  Slingshots are only to be used by police officers

Categories: Horner | no comments.
  Baseball permit required before playing

Categories: Glen Carbon | 1 comment.
  No mice beatings allowed

Categories: Galesburg | 2 comments.
  Bike tricks illegal

Categories: Galesburg | no comments.
  Invading someone’s space is illegal

Categories: Galesburg | 1 comment.
  Barbecuing roadkill is illegal

Categories: Galesburg | no comments.
  It’s illegal to have a smelly cock

Categories: Galesburg | no comments.
  No negroes allowed out at night

Categories: Fairfield | 16 comments.
  Midget bowling prohibited

Categories: Evanston | no comments.
  Wheelbarrows chained to trees illegal

Categories: Des Plaines | 1 comment.
  No watering your lawn with city water

Categories: Crystal Lake | 1 comment.
  No cars allowed to drive through town

Categories: Crete | no comments.
  No dog sex allowed!

Categories: Crete | no comments.
  No humming in public on Sundays

Categories: Cicero | 1 comment.
  Illegal to protest naked unless your under 17 years old

Categories: Chicago | 4 comments.
  Fishing while riding on a giraffe’s neck is illegal

Categories: Chicago | 3 comments.
  Getting your dog drunk is illegal

Categories: Chicago | no comments.
  Eating at a place on fire is illegal

Categories: Chicago | 1 comment.
  You must make it public info if your business deals in slavery

Categories: Chicago | no comments.
  No golden showers in Champaign, Illinois

Categories: Champaign | no comments.
  No standing on the 500 block of Illinois Avenue

Categories: Carbondale | 1 comment.
  English language prohibited

Categories: Illinois | 5 comments.
  Contacting the cops required if you’re entering the town by car

Categories: Illinois | 1 comment.
  Being broke is illegal

Categories: Illinois | 4 comments.

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