Stupid Maryland Laws

No Assholes on the Highway!

People are not allowed to swear while on the highway.

Sec. 13-53. Profanity; violation of section declared misdemeanor.

 

(a) A person may not profanely curse and swear or use obscene language upon or near any street, sidewalk or highway within the hearing of persons passing by, upon or along such street, sidewalk or highway.

(b) A person may not act in a disorderly manner by profanely cursing, swearing or using obscene language.

(c) Any person who violates this section is guilty of a misdemeanor.

(Laws of Rockville, Ch. 12, � 12-1.00)

Cross references: Punishment for misdemeanors, � 1-10.

State law references: Profanity, Anno. Code of Md., Art. 27, �� 121, 122.

Be Sociable, Share!
    Filed in: Rockville

    Don’t bring missles to the playground!

    It is highly prohibited to knock missles on the playground account  to Sec 15-53 of the Cumberland law code.

    Be Sociable, Share!
      Filed in: Cumberland

      No “fuck”ing on the playground in Cumberland!

      A crazy law in Cumberland, Maryland prohibits using foul language while on a playground.

      Sec. 15-52. Improper language or behavior.

       

      No person shall use any profane or indecent language or behave in an offensive manner in any public park or playground of the city or upon the sidewalks adjoining any public park or playground.

      Be Sociable, Share!
        Filed in: Cumberland

        No fucking or shiting within the city limits.

        No using those words that is, all bad words are illegal within the city limits.

        Be Sociable, Share!
          Filed in: Baltimore City

          No cocks for minors around easter!

          It is highly illegal to sell chicks, chickens, roosters, ducks or ducklings to a minor under the age of 18 within a week of easter.

          Be Sociable, Share!
            Filed in: Baltimore

            No tramps in the park!

            It’s a violation of city ordinance to be a tramp or vagrant loitering in any park at any time.

            Be Sociable, Share!
              Filed in: Baltimore

              No tank tops in the park

              You can’t enter a public park without out being in violation of a dress code rule for the park if you have on a sleeveless shirt.

              Be Sociable, Share!
                Filed in: Baltimore

                Camels can’t goto the movies

                It’s against the law to take a camel to see a movie.

                Be Sociable, Share!
                  Filed in: Baltimore

                  Oral Sex illegal in Maryland

                  It is highly illegal and punishable to receive oral sex or adminster it to anyone else.

                  Be Sociable, Share!
                    Filed in: Maryland