Stupid Maryland Laws
No Assholes on the Highway!
People are not allowed to swear while on the highway.
Sec. 13-53. Profanity; violation of section declared misdemeanor.
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(a) A person may not profanely curse and swear or use obscene language upon or near any street, sidewalk or highway within the hearing of persons passing by, upon or along such street, sidewalk or highway.
(b) A person may not act in a disorderly manner by profanely cursing, swearing or using obscene language.
(c) Any person who violates this section is guilty of a misdemeanor.
(Laws of Rockville, Ch. 12, � 12-1.00)
Cross references: Punishment for misdemeanors, � 1-10.
State law references: Profanity, Anno. Code of Md., Art. 27, �� 121, 122.
Don’t bring missles to the playground!
It is highly prohibited to knock missles on the playground account to Sec 15-53 of the Cumberland law code.
No “fuck”ing on the playground in Cumberland!
A crazy law in Cumberland, Maryland prohibits using foul language while on a playground.
Sec. 15-52. Improper language or behavior.
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No person shall use any profane or indecent language or behave in an offensive manner in any public park or playground of the city or upon the sidewalks adjoining any public park or playground.
No fucking or shiting within the city limits.
No using those words that is, all bad words are illegal within the city limits.
No cocks for minors around easter!
It is highly illegal to sell chicks, chickens, roosters, ducks or ducklings to a minor under the age of 18Â within a week of easter.
No tramps in the park!
It’s a violation of city ordinance to be a tramp or vagrant loitering in any park at any time.
No tank tops in the park
You can’t enter a public park without out being in violation of a dress code rule for the park if you have on a sleeveless shirt.
Camels can’t goto the movies
It’s against the law to take a camel to see a movie.
Oral Sex illegal in Maryland
It is highly illegal and punishable to receive oral sex or adminster it to anyone else.