Stupid Vermont Laws
Law: All Residents bathe every Saturday night.
In Barre, Vermont they made it a law that everyone should bathe on Saturday night. At least they don’t outlaw bathing likesome states.
Dening the Existance of God = Illegal
Yup, all those god-fearing people deemed it illegal to deny the existance of god.
Giraffe + Telephone Pole = Illegal
Once upon a time Vermont had a law that deemed it illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
Women…get your husbands permission before you get false teeth.
I’d rather have my women have false teeth than no teeth!