Stupid Oregon Laws
Permits needed for dog meetings!
Dogs are not allowed to be in groups of three or more on private property without have the mayor signing a special permit.
No Shrink Law!
Occording to Yamhill Oregon’s occult laws, it is illegal to analyze another person! No shrinks or counselors!
5.08.110 Occult Arts.
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(A) “Occult arts” means the use or practice of fortune
telling, astrology, phrenology, palmistry, clairvoyance,
mesmerism, spiritualism, or any other practice or practices
generally recognized to be unsound and unscientific whereby
an attempt or pretense is made:(1) To reveal or analyze past incidents or events.
(2) To analyze or define the character or personality of a
person.(3) To foretell or reveal the future.
(4) To locate by such means lost or stolen property.
(5) To give advice or information concerning any matter or
event.(B) No person shall for hire or profit engage in the
practice of occult arts, either public or private.(C) Nothing in this section shall be construed to prohibit
or prevent:(1) A duly organized and recognized religious organization
which promulgates religious teachings or beliefs involving
spiritualism or similar media from holding its regular
meetings or services.(2) A school, church, fraternal, charitable or other
benevolent organization from utilizing occult arts for a
bazaar or other money-raising project, provided that all
money so received is devoted exclusively to the
organization sponsoring the affair. In such case, the money
so received shall be considered as a donation for
benevolent and charitable purposes.(D) Violation of this Section is considered to be
an “unclassified misdemeanor”.(Ord. 361, �10, 1985; Ord. O-430, �1(part), 1998)
No Drink Sharing Law
It is illegal for more than two people to share a single beverage.
No sex allowed
One must acquire a special permit if any animals are to have six within the city of Stanfield. Get the permit before fucking!
No Dinosaur Law!
It’s illegal to own a reptile unless it’s a pet or in a school / city facility like a zoo.
No trucks allowed to be parked
Portland bans trucks from parking on the street and breakers of this law are subject to a fine or ticket.
16.70.450 Off-Street Parking Required for Trucks.
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A person owning or controlling any truck or truck trailer must provide at his or her own expense complete off-street parking facilities for the storage of all such equipment.
No Skating & Pissing Allowed!
A really crazy law in Portland, Oregon bans wearing roller skates in the restrooms.
No Weddings at a skating rink allowed.
It is against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.
The shoelace law of Portland, Oregon
In Portland, one is not allowed to walk down a street with their shoelaces untied, it is against the law.