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Stupid Texas Laws


  Vibrator’s are illegal in Texas

Categories: Texas | 1 comment.
  Must ask permission to eat someones garbage.

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  Rear Horse Lights?

Categories: Texarkana | no comments.
  Don’t steal a cow!

Categories: Temple | 2 comments.
  No flirting with your hands or eyes!

Categories: San Antonio | 1 comment.
  Can’t piss on the Alamo!

Categories: San Antonio | 1 comment.
  Do a U-Turn, you’re going to need to hire a lawyer.

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  Don’t inside an elevator!

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  No Shaved Heads or Mohawks for kids

Categories: Mesquite | 1 comment.
  No driving within an arms length of alcohol…

Categories: Lubbock County | 1 comment.
  Don’t drink beer too fast while standing

Categories: LeFors | no comments.
  Beer Sale Contradiction Laws

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  No Limburger on Sunday.

Categories: Houston | 1 comment.
  No shit or fucking in chuch!

Categories: Harker Heights | no comments.
  Sit on a sidewalk, get a $500 fine!

Categories: Galveston | 1 comment.
  No glue sniffing!

Categories: Galveston | 1 comment.
  Don’t land your plane on the beach

Categories: Galveston | 1 comment.
  No littering out a plane

Categories: Galveston | 1 comment.
  No beer on the playground without a permit

Categories: Galveston | 2 comments.
  No speeding on a bicycle

Categories: Galveston | no comments.
  No Wearing a “Lewd Dress” in public

Categories: El Paso | no comments.
  El Paso: No pissing in the streets

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  Your dildos can’t look real!

Categories: Dallas | no comments.
  Don’t dust a building with a feather duster.

Categories: Clarendon | no comments.
  It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.

Categories: Borger | no comments.
  Lamar University hates football!

Categories: Beaumont | no comments.
  Austin: Don’t carry wire cutters!

Categories: Austin | 1 comment.
  No loitering for the purpose of flirting.

Categories: Abilene | 1 comment.
  Encyclopedia Britannica Banned From Texas

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  The Anti-Lesbian Law!

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  If you commit a crime, give notice!

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  Don’t milk a cow that isn’t your own!

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  Don’t shoot that buffalo from the second story of a hotel…

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  6 Dildo Limit!

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  Don’t sip more than three sips ofbeer at a time….

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  Weather Manipulation - Mandated by law!

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  Don’t sell your own skin!

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  Politician’s must acknowledge a higher being!

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The laws listed here are for entertainment purposes only. We have tried to cite specific references when available but, we make no guarantees on the validity of these laws and as such: the laws and regulations including the interpretation and commentary we have provided are for entertainment only.