Stupid Texas Laws
Vibrator’s are illegal in Texas
Under a 1973 Texas law, it is prohibited the sale of ““Obscene device[s]” mean[ing] a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.“. People have been arrested recently, most notably a store clerk in Lubbock, TX in 2007 & Burleson in 2004.
Must ask permission to eat someones garbage.
You are not allowed to eat your nebighors garbage without their permission. Doing so will result in Jail time!
Rear Horse Lights?
If you own a horse, you are not allowed to ride said horse at night with out tail lights.
Don’t steal a cow!
You could be hung, on the spot if you are a cattle thief and get caught.
No flirting with your hands or eyes!
Whether you are a boy or girl, it’s illegal for you to flirt with your hands or eyes.
Do a U-Turn, you’re going to need to hire a lawyer.
It’s illegal to do U-turns in Richardson, Texas.
Don’t inside an elevator!
No obnoxious odors are allowed to be emitted in an elevator.
No Shaved Heads or Mohawks for kids
The city of Mesquite deemed it illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
No driving within an arms length of alcohol…
Put your drunk passenger in the trunk because it’s illegal even if it’s in someone else’s blood stream. Don’t get that DUI for driving them home!
Don’t drink beer too fast while standing
In LeFors, it is illegal to swallow more than three gulps of beer while standing.
Beer Sale Contradiction Laws
In Houston, the law states that it is illegal for beer to be purchased after midnight on Sunday but, it can be purchased on Monday.