No driving within an arms length of alcohol…
Put your drunk passenger in the trunk because it’s illegal even if it’s in someone else’s blood stream. Don’t get that DUI for driving them home!
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- Alcohol allowed in Candy!
- Driving in circles prohibited on 23rd Avenue
- No alcohol at dance halls
- Hop picking boxes must be 36″ in length
- Must wear shoes while driving!
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sorry mom you’ll have to stay at the bar tonight
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Jessica T
April 26, 2008
Thats Freaking retarted what am i going to do cut their head off and drink their blood damn
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Bryce Rackliff a.k.a. LokiGold1789
April 23, 2009
I think that there is also a law against cutting someone’s head off.
On another note: It should be illegal for alcohol to be within 100 feet of any voting booth (during an election)
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Philip Howard
November 26, 2009
If it was illegal to be within 5 feet of someone with alcohol in their system there wouldn’t be cops sitting outside the bars to make sure noone who has been drinking is driving.
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cmoney
May 29, 2010
Ive lived in texas my whole lifa and happen to know that this is a lie and its deffinately not illeagal in Texas to have a designated driver or they wouldnt advise you to do so
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Eric Moss
July 18, 2011