Stupid Florida Laws
It’s illegal to be within 6 feet of the customer while performing a lap dance
Kinda hard to do a lap dance when you are 6 feet away from the lap…
It’s illegal to show your breasts in a topless dance
so… what is the point of the topless dance? thats like ordering a steak dinner without the beef.
You can paint your fense any color you like as long as it’s white.
And you thought private property ment private…
Babies arent allowed to be nude on the beach
They really need to reconsider putting some age clauses in this.
Anybody can sell alcoholic beverage
Sec. 6-2. Hours of sale.Alcoholic beverages may be sold, consumed or served or
permitted to be sold, consumed or served in any
establishment within the city from 7:00 a.m. each day until
2:00 a.m. the following day.
(Code 1976, � 3-5; Ord. No. 606, � 1, 7-20-94)
The penalty for hitting a pedestrian is a $78 dollar fine
Wow, no driving schools or anything.
It’s illegal to be nude on stage unless you are in a theatrical performace
So I guess those strippers better start brushing up on their shakespear
It’s illegal to go downtown without at least $10 dollars
Well, at least now the pan handler knows you got money when they beg…
It’s illegal for you to tow anything on a bike
But i suppose its ok for your dog to tow you on the bike… More…