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Stupid Florida Laws


  It’s illegal to be within 6 feet of the customer while performing a lap dance

Categories: Tampa | 1 comment.
  It’s illegal to show your breasts in a topless dance

Categories: Tampa | 7 comments.
  You can paint your fense any color you like as long as it’s white.

Categories: Seaside | no comments.
  Babies arent allowed to be nude on the beach

Categories: Satellite Beach | 3 comments.
  Anybody can sell alcoholic beverage

Categories: Satellite Beach | no comments.
  It’s illegal to catch crabs

Categories: Sarasota | 3 comments.
  The penalty for hitting a pedestrian is a $78 dollar fine

Categories: Sarasota | 1 comment.
  It’s illegal to be nude on stage unless you are in a theatrical performace

Categories: Sanford | no comments.
  Post mortem fines

Categories: Pensacola | no comments.
  It’s illegal to go downtown without at least $10 dollars

Categories: Pensacola | 3 comments.
  It’s illegal for you to tow anything on a bike

Categories: Palm Bay | 3 comments.
  It’s illegal to have a neon sign in Naples

Categories: Naples | 2 comments.
  No pigs allowed

Categories: Miami Beach | 1 comment.
  Having a hotdog stand can cost you 30 days in jail

Categories: Miami Beach | 1 comment.
  Get the hell out of my way!!!

Categories: Miami Beach | 5 comments.
  It’s illegal to harm a chicken in Key West

Categories: Key West | 1 comment.
  It’s illegal to walk slowly in Hialeah

Categories: Hialeah | 1 comment.
  It’s illegal to sell flowers in cemetery

Categories: Destin | no comments.
  It’s illegal to ride a bike in a cemetery

Categories: Destin | no comments.
  It’s illegal to set off a nuclear bomb in the city park

Categories: Destin | 2 comments.
  It’s illegal to go to a public beach

Categories: Destin | 3 comments.
  $100 dollar fine for having bad pussy

Categories: Destin | 3 comments.
  It’s illegal to give away a chick

Categories: Destin | no comments.
  It’s illegal to allow the breeding of the state bird

Categories: Daytona Beach | no comments.
  You may not store a car you don’t drive anymore on your property

Categories: Daytona Beach | 1 comment.
  You may not molest trash cans in Daytona

Categories: Daytona Beach | 6 comments.
  Can’t put your couch on your garage

Categories: Cape Coral City | no comments.
  It’s illegal to park your truck outside at your house

Categories: Cape Coral | 3 comments.
  It’s illegal to hang your cloths on a clothesline

Categories: Cape Coral | no comments.
  Hotdog venders must be properly attired.

Categories: Broward County | 1 comment.
  Can’t have sex with a key deer

Categories: Big Pine Key | no comments.
  Horse theft = death penalty

Categories: Florida | 4 comments.
  It’s illegal to shower while you are naked

Categories: Florida | 2 comments.
  It’s illegal to fart in public after 6PM

Categories: Florida | 8 comments.
  I wonder if Tony Hawk has his license when he comes to Florida

Categories: Florida | 1 comment.
  It’s illegal to sing in public if you are in a swimsuit

Categories: Florida | 1 comment.
  Crossdressers may not wear strapless dresses.

Categories: Florida | no comments.
  Gotta pay the parking meter if you left your elephant at a parking spot

Categories: Florida | 2 comments.
  It’s illegal to fall asleep under a hair dryer

Categories: Florida | no comments.
  It’s illegal to sell your children as sex slaves

Categories: Florida | 1 comment.
  It’s illegal to annoy the community in Florida

Categories: Florida | no comments.
  It’s illegal to have sex in Florida

Categories: Florida | 14 comments.
  It’s illegal to have sex with another person in Florida

Categories: Florida | 3 comments.
  Pregnant pigs must roam free by constitutional decree.

Categories: Florida | 3 comments.

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The laws listed here are for entertainment purposes only. We have tried to cite specific references when available but, we make no guarantees on the validity of these laws and as such: the laws and regulations including the interpretation and commentary we have provided are for entertainment only.