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Stupid Florida Laws

It’s illegal to be within 6 feet of the customer while performing a lap dance

Kinda hard to do a lap dance when you are 6 feet away from the lap…

Filed in: Tampa

It’s illegal to show your breasts in a topless dance

so…  what is the point of the topless dance?  thats like ordering a steak dinner without the beef.

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Filed in: Tampa

You can paint your fense any color you like as long as it’s white.

And you thought private property ment private…

Filed in: Seaside

Babies arent allowed to be nude on the beach

They really need to reconsider putting some age clauses in this.

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Filed in: Satellite Beach

Anybody can sell alcoholic beverage

Sec. 6-2. Hours of sale.Alcoholic beverages may be sold, consumed or served or
permitted to be sold, consumed or served in any
establishment within the city from 7:00 a.m. each day until
2:00 a.m. the following day.

(Code 1976, � 3-5; Ord. No. 606, � 1, 7-20-94)

Filed in: Satellite Beach

It’s illegal to catch crabs

So…  what kind of crabs are they refering to here?

Filed in: Sarasota

The penalty for hitting a pedestrian is a $78 dollar fine

Wow, no driving schools or anything.

Filed in: Sarasota

It’s illegal to be nude on stage unless you are in a theatrical performace

So I guess those strippers better start brushing up on their shakespear

Filed in: Sanford

Post mortem fines

It’s illegal to be electrocuted in the bath tub

Filed in: Pensacola

It’s illegal to go downtown without at least $10 dollars

Well, at least now the pan handler knows you got money when they beg…

Filed in: Pensacola

It’s illegal for you to tow anything on a bike

But i suppose its ok for your dog to tow you on the bike… More…

Filed in: Palm Bay

It’s illegal to have a neon sign in Naples

So…  whats wrong with neon signs?

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Filed in: Naples