Vibrator’s are illegal in Texas
Under a 1973 Texas law, it is prohibited the sale of ““Obscene device[s]” mean[ing] a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.“. People have been arrested recently, most notably a store clerk in Lubbock, TX in 2007 & Burleson in 2004.
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- Do a U-Turn, you’re going to need to hire a lawyer.
- Don’t milk a cow that isn’t your own!
- Encyclopedia Britannica Banned From Texas
- The Anti-Lesbian Law!
- Uniform Christmas Code
Leave a comment

They get around it though by saying they are for novelty or educational purposes and not meant for sexual gratification.
[Reply]
Thomas
September 6, 2008
That aint jus stoopid. That is dawn rite ritarded
[Reply]
Gertrude
November 24, 2008
machine guns ok, dildos no way, what a bunch of morons. dildos can be fun too
[Reply]
Matt Reply:
November 18th, 2009 at 3:52 am
to Walter……”machine guns ok,”
Machine guns, or fully automatic firearms ARE NOT legal anyplace in the country unless you have a Federal permit (which few have), and costs several thousand dollars a year to have, extensive background checks, and severe scrutiny to obtain. Since 1934, there have been ONLY (2) known homicides involving the 240,000 legally owned full-auto “machine guns” in the USA.
http://www.guncite.com/gun_control_gcfullau.html
[Reply]
walter
February 3, 2009
That is ridiculous! Would you rather make love or shoot somebody?
[Reply]
Matt Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 4:01 pm
thats a tough question, sometimes its a close call
[Reply]
Gina
February 14, 2009
The Christian Right is neither Christian nor right.
[Reply]
Cal Jennings
March 21, 2009
Land of the free huh?
[Reply]
Matt Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 4:01 pm
land of the christian free. religion does this to people
[Reply]
Stig2k
September 5, 2009
That’s what y’all get when you keep electing the same morons and morons with the same last names to the legislatures. Not to mention that the Texas legislators were caught cheating when they passed laws. Go to the you tube and look up Texas legislators caught cheating.
[Reply]
wisdomseeker
September 29, 2009
geta real man ladies
[Reply]
dbah
January 17, 2010
dang i guess i have to throw mine away
[Reply]
ball
March 4, 2010
this law was overturned in 2008
[Reply]
Kraki
April 10, 2010
or rather, it was deemed unconstitutional by the Texas Supreme Court.
[Reply]
Kraki
April 10, 2010
maybe you shouldnt carry your dildo and your machine gun at the same time!The christians are not the cause for the neanderthal mentality of human beings,anyone who supposes this idea is a pseudointellectual.www.intelligentdesign.org…I hate this damn (google: NSA brain implants).www.US-government-torture.com
[Reply]
jason
July 22, 2010
umm… yea… not 2 sure about tht 1? u eva been 2 tx? not many abide by tht 1
[Reply]
me myself and i
October 24, 2010
“A federal appeals court has overturned a Texas statute outlawing sex toy sales, essentially leaving Alabama as the only state with such a ban.
The 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Texas law making it illegal to sell or promote obscene devices, punishable by up to two years in jail, violated the Constitution’s 14th Amendment on the right to privacy.
Companies that own Dreamer’s and Le Rouge Boutique, which sell the devices in its Austin, Texas, stores, and the retail distributor Adam & Eve, sued in Austin federal court in 2004 over the constitutionality of the law. They appealed after a federal judge dismissed the suit and said the Constitution did not protect their right to publicly promote such devices.”
http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1202904864073
[Reply]
LongArmOfTheLaw
October 28, 2010
oops… forgot the date of the article:
5th Circuit Overturns Texas Sex Toys Ban
Angela K. Brown
The Associated Press
February 14, 2008
[Reply]
LongArmOfTheLaw
October 28, 2010
I live in Texas and I used to run several Adult Video Stores.
This law was overturned in 2008 but at one time, people can only own 2 vibrators or those dildos that look like realistic replicas of a man’s penis. They couldn’t be advertised as as Sex Toy when they were placed on sale; they had to be advertised as a Novelty. Also, only licensed doctors could own more than 2. It also varied from county to county; for example, in Harris County (Houston), you could buy vibrators but not realistic penis dildo replicas. Like I said, the law has changed and you can pretty much buy them anywhere in Texas and own more than 2.
[Reply]
JohnDoes
November 16, 2010
really?? what kinda law is that?!?
[Reply]
naynay
December 10, 2010
mann my husband can not work it good. He doesnt make the big moment seem big maybe i should put him on viagra. But my vibrater is purple with sparkles. Who wants to sticc it up my whole for me? my # (978) 387-9876
[Reply]
tenna wilson
February 14, 2011
must not be in affect because I just tried to buy 1 for my girl and trojan does not allow shipment or sale to TX. which is disappointing …..
[Reply]
klownin_around
October 27, 2011
TO: Klownin_around – try Adam and Eve or TLA Video or Falcon Studios/Videos – they ship to Texas
[Reply]
JohnDoes
November 1, 2011
@NayNay who asks what kind of law is that; it’s all here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_obscenity_statute and the law has now been struck down as unconstitutional so you can now legally buy sex toys in Texas
[Reply]
JohnDoes
November 1, 2011