No sticking wooden sticks up a mountain goat’s ass
California has many strange laws and this is just another, one is not allowed to stick wooden sticks or tools of any kind in a mountain goat’s ass.
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- It’s illegal for mountain lions to mate publicly within 1500 feet of a tavern, school, or religious establishment.
- Farmers are allowed to sleep with their cows, horses, goats, pigs and chickens.
- Helping the White Mountain National Forest could lead to a $150 fine
- Driving your ATV in Mountain View cemetery is prohibited
- Your pet goat may not graze on city grass
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Lolz.
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Jace
March 12, 2009
DAMNIT IVE ALWAYS BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT….. Retarted that shouldnt be a law if some ppl had some freakken commonsense lol
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Jerome
April 28, 2009
wth who does that anywayz perverts i guess
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WTF
May 1, 2009
wow…for real, someone did that!!!
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kristi
May 2, 2009
WTF. I’d like to see the SOB that tries to put a stick up a mountain goats ass.
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Tim
August 7, 2009
Now I finally laughed on this site. Perhaps this law deals with mistreating animals. The actual law is not posted here in verbatim, but it is funny
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Matt
November 18, 2009
Aaaa man. That was a great place to keep my hammer. lol
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gavin
December 7, 2009
I defy someone to find this on the books in California. I just do not buy it. I cry BS.
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kevbald
January 26, 2010
good luck getting close to a goat…
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jojo
January 29, 2010
awww does a boomstick count?
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lool
February 1, 2010
Are these actual laws? or a spoof of some sort. I came across this site almost accidently, and would be appauled if our elected officials had waisted a
nano-second discussing let alone passing any of these laws
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Jimbo
March 4, 2010
why thw hell would you stick something into and animals ass thats just weird
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sarah
March 4, 2010
The homie got caught last week, it’s only a misdemeanor…
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kart
August 31, 2010
Crap. I guess I don’t have a job nao.. FUCK! >:O
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Bob
October 12, 2010
Oh man! there goes my plans for this weekend
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Sam
March 4, 2011
I bought a stick for that purpose, now what do I do?
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Confederate Charlie
March 11, 2011
i dont think the goat will tell on you.
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chris
September 8, 2011