California Law states NO Fake Orgasms
It’s unlawful in the state of California for either sex to fake ones orgrasm. Appearantly a group of disgruntled husbands got together to get this law passed after being fed up with their wives faking the screams and moans.
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they should all go to jail. the husbands for being lousy in bed, the wives for not knowing how to fake an orgasm. (as a man, i just can’t seem to picture myself faking an orgasm)
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mufugga
September 26, 2008
Wow xDD
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WoW
March 25, 2009
wow all my ex’s would be in jail *tear* lol jk
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Jerome
April 28, 2009
well if they could take care of there wives in bed , the women wouldnt have to fake it. Come on dont you think this is going to far?
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kristi
May 2, 2009
just think of the 911 calls they get. lmao.
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jess
July 8, 2009
I’m a MAN, AND I FAKE MINE TOO! So there…….ladies.
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Matt
November 18, 2009
I broke the law today.
that’s right, david.
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Jess.
December 24, 2009
What meth smoking shithook came up with that? Like a police officer is gonna believe you if you told them that your other half faked it. Like the police give a flying fuck (no pun intended) about anyone’s sex life.
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Jim
April 17, 2010
hahaha i have never faked one even if it hurts the guys fealings that i am with i dont care its there falt if that is the case. lol
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Someone cool
May 4, 2010
Omg the jail would be pack with women. Just think “what you in for” “for having a fake orgasms.” She here for ten counts of having a fake orgasm, and how do you plead to having a fake orgasm. LOL; But CA will charge you for it,if they find out your doing it. They are charging people for everything now and days.
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ivy
May 18, 2010
haha i could see my lousy boyfriend calling the cops in the middle of sex and saying ’911 my girlfriend is faking an orgasm’ xDD
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Jessica
May 22, 2010
ROFL
So…
How many Hollywood actress have been arrested for this?
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Diana Lopez
July 16, 2010
Damn you Obama! >:I
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Bob
October 12, 2010
Wow i think i would be in prison by now lol %)
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Amber
November 29, 2010