Stupid Wisconsin Laws

Unless it’s for medical purposes, Tattooing is Illegal in Brookfield.

I assume by medical they mean permanent makeup or some type of reconsrtuctive surgery, like if one lost a nipple! More…

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Manual flushed toilets not allowed to be prohibited

By the government, oh no, what will we ever do without a hand crank shitter?

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Another “Butter Law”: Margarine, not allowed to be substitued for butter in restuarants…

Unless of course, it’s at the request of the customer.

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Don’t cut a womans hair.

What hair? and how does she get it cut then?

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No smooching on a train

It’s illegal, go figure.

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Rape was once defined as a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife

I wonder if it was illegal if a man lost his memory and had sex with a woman who was not his wife. hmmmm deep deep questions….

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Apple pie with cheese was illegal at public restaurants.

 

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Once upon a time, margarine was illegal.

Wisconsians are just down right serious about butter! Wisconsin = the butter law state!

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Yellow butter substitute is banned

What is up with Wisconsin and the butter laws?

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When two trains are at an intersection, neither shall move till the other does

Isn’t this pointless if neither can ever move?

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Prisoners must be served real butter in state prisons

Aren’t they worried about the heart attacks?

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