Stupid Pennsylvania Laws
No getting married drunk!
Ministers are not allowed to perform a marriage when either the bride or groom are drunk.
No fireworks for residents
If you live in another state you can goto Pennsylvania to buy fireworks at a firewoks store but not if you are a resident of Pennsylvania.
No singing in the bathtub
There goes any chance of you getting a singing contract! No singing in the bathtub allowed!
Housewives should clean properly law
Housewives are not allowed to clean by brushing the dirt and dust underneath a rug.
Motorists, light off a rocket every 10 miles.
If you are driving on a country road at night then you must stop every mile and send up a fucking rocket signal then wait 10 minutes and proceed to the next mile to light off your flair. This is because it will clear the road of livestock.
No nap on the fridge Law.
It is against the law to sleep ontop of a refridgerator outdoors.
16 Women per house limit!
It’s illegal to have more than 16 women living in the same domicile. It would be considered a brothel if there were more than that.
No firing guns at weddings.
It is illegal to discharge a gun, firearm, revolver or any kind of explosive device at a wedding. What about when not at a wedding?