No sitting in laps on trains in Seattle.
It is an automatic penalty of six months in jail for any woman that sits on a man’s lap on a bus or train without putting a pillow between them.
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- Commit your crimes on Sundays or the 4th of July
- When two trains are at an intersection, neither shall move till the other does
- Certain font sizes illegal
- Drinking beer out of a bucket while sitting on any city street is illegal
- No tailgating allowed
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I dont understand how this would even be a problem???
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Someone cool Reply:
May 3rd, 2010 at 11:22 am
just in case its not just a lap someones sitting on…. like lets say some chick comes up and sits on some guys lap… but he has a HUGE boner lol and she is wereing a skirt so it just slides right in lol hahaha J/k i realy dont know why that is a problem though lol
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Raymun
March 26, 2010