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Stupid Seattle Laws

No fishbowls on a bus

Because the sloshing sound of the water might disturb others.

Filed in: Seattle

You can light someone’s house on fire.

But only if you get the owners prior permission.

Filed in: Seattle

No sitting in laps on trains in Seattle.

It is an automatic penalty of six months in jail for any woman that sits on a man’s lap on a bus or train without putting a pillow between them.

Filed in: Seattle

Concealed weapons are allowed….unless they are over six feet

Appearantly you cannot carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.  Shit, I need to get a sawed off howitzer! Bill Gates and the Space Needle watchout!

Filed in: Seattle

Don’t spit on a bus

I agree, this is nasty! No spitting, smoking, disorderly conduct, littering, or music except for those coming through headphones. More…

Filed in: Seattle