Stupid Seattle Laws
No fishbowls on a bus
Because the sloshing sound of the water might disturb others.
You can light someone’s house on fire.
But only if you get the owners prior permission.
No sitting in laps on trains in Seattle.
It is an automatic penalty of six months in jail for any woman that sits on a man’s lap on a bus or train without putting a pillow between them.
Concealed weapons are allowed….unless they are over six feet
Appearantly you cannot carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. Shit, I need to get a sawed off howitzer! Bill Gates and the Space Needle watchout!
Don’t spit on a bus
I agree, this is nasty! No spitting, smoking, disorderly conduct, littering, or music except for those coming through headphones. More…