It’s against the law to ride an ugly horse in Wilbur.
Too bad they don’t have laws like that for women, not allowed to ride an ugly chic! Divorce rates would drop because the married women wouldn’t end up looking like dogs, it’d be illegal!
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- Rear Horse Lights?
- Can’t ride your horse upstairs
- Ugly people may not walk down the street
- You must park your horse at the lobby of the county court house
- It’s illegal to drink and ride a Horse.
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no horse is ugly
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vannila
February 4, 2009
If you think no horse is ugly then obviously you have never been to Wilbur.
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Lyle
April 23, 2009
I can’t imagine what it would be like having to make a living arresting people because they ride an ugly horse. How would they know if it was ugly or not anyway?
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Jack
May 23, 2011