Wife beating is legal in Stafford County!
As long as you beat her on the steps of the courthouse and it’s before 8:00pm. No shit?
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- Maybe this law is related to the fireman one, WIFE BEATING ALLOWED IN HUNINGTON!
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- Wife Beating Allowed on Sunday
- Rape was once defined as a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife
- Can’t beat your wife more then once a month
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LOL, this law is hilarious!
The comments are also hilarious!
Can I beat the zoosexual haters that are women, lol?
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Kevin
August 10, 2012
Ha! These comments are hilarious.
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Unknown
December 4, 2011
the law, intellect is more important than combat. the average woman beats u there. and I’m a dude, btw.
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kmmnderkoala
November 16, 2011
I WAS THINKING OF BEATING MY WIFE BUT WHEN SHE BENT OVER THE STOVE IN HER SHORT SKIRT ( I THINK YOU CAN FIQURE OUT THE REST )!
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BILLY K
November 13, 2011
U – The highly critical nature of your post regarding the spelling and grammar mistakes you observed in the posts of previous replicants is completly hypocritical when your own scathing narrative was a punctuational disaster. Where are you from genius?
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my perspective
November 6, 2011
@ “the law” You mouthy women are like….
First of all, you silly inbred, you never had pssy since pssy had you, you probably fcked a doorknob thinking it was your sister, and you must have a pencil nub for a dick, so u stfu, bitch.
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Cara
November 5, 2011
I LIVE IN STAFFERD COUNTY AND THIS IS A BIG BALL A @$%# ITS EARLEABLE HERE LIKE EVERY WHERE ELSE YOU @&% HOLE
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cotten
April 28, 2011
Its ileagle every were so get used to it punk
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cotten
April 28, 2011
OK GUY’S I JUST TRIED TO BEAT MY WIFE AND AFTER MY TWO BLACK EYES FINISH OPENNING BACK UP IM GOING TO FIND THE ASSHOLE WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO DO THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!
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BILLY K
March 21, 2011
Who ever “The Law” is needs to stop drinking. You sound like you have an IQ of 20
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BP
December 27, 2010
Oh come on ladies, you all know this crap does not happen. You scream for equal rights in the work place (which I agree with) but can’t handle a silly law that only exist for laughs………if u want equality act like equals, if the law was about a wife beating her husband I suspect 99% o husbands would laugh?????????
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Amber Reply:
January 23rd, 2011 at 3:37 pm
My mother had an abusive husband, thank you. & what’s with all your crap about women not being equals? This is the 21st Century! Get over yourself!
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BP
December 27, 2010
You mouthy women are like the little shit bag kid that that stands behind the school bully and says “yeah! Yeah!” everyone the bully says something. You’re all tough hiding behind the law running your mouth. When society breaks down you’ll learn your place in the natural world. You can’t even operate a tv remote so shut your fuxking mouth. Your not tough and you’re no match in combat for a man. You’re not equal so shut the fuxk up bitch.
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The law
October 1, 2010
this is disturbing…
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Amber
April 19, 2010
It is crazy that we are accusing Muslims while if they do is in violation of their law and when we do is in compliance with it.We need to be ashame of ourself
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Vaygan
April 17, 2010
im going to beat my wife and then put it on youtube so every dumb cunt who posted on here talking about how they wont get beat can cry about it when they see it.
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Bam Reply:
May 25th, 2010 at 10:21 am
See, if I was your wife, you can go on and beat me(all it takes is one good hit to get a reaction), but expect me to take my ak-47 and pump a few rounds into your redneck ass, then we will see who will be crying…:)
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big money Reply:
October 20th, 2010 at 8:37 pm
This sounds like ghetto whore logic to me…. so a man beats you LEAGALY which assumes that you were stupid enough to come to the courthouse with him knowing full well that it’s the only place he can legally beat you….and as retrobution you commit first degree murder and spend the rest of your life in jail. So his ass is dead which means he is finally rid of your stupid, skanky, ghetto, welfare check cashing ass AND you get to rot in jail for life or untill the state finally executes your prison raped STD laden carcas…? Sounds to me like he got the best of you twice my friend…
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tim
January 21, 2010
I now understand how SC became one of the most poorly educated states in the country causing the ignorant redneck and ghetto population to skyrocket. Apparently politicians were more concerned with putting women in their place via public humiliation, protecting their children from the obscene and perverted nature of nude horses (another dumb law requires all horses to wear pants), and Indian’s ambushing the church (yet another dumb law requires men to carry a shotgun to church to ward off Indian attacks)that they failed to consider the importance of quality education. This is blatantly obvious from the comments posted by others showing their lack of understanding proper english. One idiot said “aint no way that man gonna beat me.” And yet another moron said “he is me boyfriend and he is the nicest guy.” WTF!!?? What makes this even more sad is that all computers have spell check. For those unsure of it’s meaning, that little red line does not indicate intelligent phrases or important words.
What they should have done was make it legal to beat your kids anytime they get in trouble at school or receive bad grades. Better yet, no child should be allowed out of school until proving they know how to speak and write our country’s language appropriately. Maybe then people wouldn’t drop out before learning how to read and write at a 5th grade level.
And Wawn, what the hell does this law have to do with your gay boyfriend??? It’s legal for a man to beat his wife, not for a woman to beat her husband. It doesn’t matter how gay he is. Well knowing this state I’m sure there is a law somewhere in the books making it legal to beat homosexuals. The only thing she could do to him is have him arrested for sucking someone off. After all, oral sex is illegal in SC too.
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JJ
September 10, 2009
No, this situation actually happened as, she was the abusive one in the relationship. He will never be the same after all of this. I don’t know her but he is me boyfriend and he is the nicest guy. Yoy know that gay aren’t abusive.
Wawn
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Wawn
June 23, 2009
nikki, nice to see you have captured the light hearted humour of the website, exsacly
rofl
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adam
June 2, 2009
this is some bull$H!T
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cassie
February 19, 2009
thats bull&$%*. and its not right no matter where you live. there should be a law aginst it everywere!!! how would you feel if you were in that situation. exsacly. plus NO man can lay a hand on me.!!
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blueah Reply:
April 14th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
I bet I could
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James Reply:
May 3rd, 2010 at 3:17 pm
nikki bitch make me a fuckin samich
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lexi Reply:
May 20th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
omg!me nethier i wont let any one let alone a man beat me!
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nikki
January 17, 2009
All ‘legal’ wife beating laws in US are false. Don’t believe me, ask a lawyer to cite the law.
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R
January 6, 2009
Good! It should be legal everywhere. I think I will move to Stafford county
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lexi Reply:
May 20th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
no it soulndnt thts mean!!
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Daniel
January 2, 2009
well just so everyone knows, i have recently moved to Stafford county, and i have seen a couple whoopens at the courthouse, and yes it starts with man beating his wife, BUT, hes always laying on the steps a crying cuz he got whoopen, so no wrys ladys.
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Brian
January 2, 2009
WELL WHAT ABOUT HUSBAND BEATING CAUSE THATS WHAT THE CASE WOULD BE, AINT NO WAY THAT MAN GONNA BEAT ME LOL
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James Reply:
May 3rd, 2010 at 3:15 pm
they mean the men cant beat the women dumbass!! no wonder why us men beat wemen
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AMY
November 13, 2008
allright giggity giggity gig
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kyle
May 20, 2008
He’d be one dead #%%^@!#
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Gwen
March 10, 2008
DUMB!
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Jade
January 25, 2008