It’s illegal to sacrifice an animal in the presense of a minor

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Be sure to check IDs before you commence with the sacrificial ritual.
45-5-627. Ritual abuse of minor — exceptions — penalty. (1) A person commits the offense of ritual abuse of a minor if the person purposely or knowingly and as part of any ceremony, rite, or ritual or of any training or practice for any ceremony, rite, or ritual:

(b) actually or by simulation tortures, mutilates, or sacrifices an animal or person in the presence of the minor;