It’s illegal for mountain lions to mate publicly within 1500 feet of a tavern, school, or religious establishment.
Would be interesting to see them trying to enforce this law
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- Keeping a beat in a tavern, cafe or restaurant is prohibited
- It’s illegal to whisper within 300 feet of a church or a gathering of people in any public place
- It’s illegal to play poker within 300 feet of a school
- No shit or fucking in chuch!
- No foosball for kids!
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Go one you tell them it’s illeagel.
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Jeff Kuehn
August 24, 2008
Yea go ahead and arrest that mountain lion..im sure he will cooperate!
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Andy Thompson
October 15, 2008