Stupid Laws
Speed Limits in 55+ Adult Communities
I live in a 55 plus community that has a 25 mph speed limit. OK I could understand that on the small streets but this is the case on long streets that don’t even have a single driveway. Many of us still work and of course its the older, retired with nothing else to do people that go to the meetings that come up with these really stupid laws. It takes 10 minutes to get out on to the main highway because of that very STUPID LAW.
Washington’s got your back, exept for on Sundays. No buying mattresses on Sundays.
In the state of Washington nobody is allowed to buy a mattress online, at the store, or anywhere. Funny thing is though…isn’t Sunday the day of rest!!
Streamwood Parking Law
In the village of Streamwood, IL, you are subject to a $15 fine if you block the sidewalk when parked in your driveway.
Law Against Eating Ham
In Reno, NV – you cannot eat ham after 6pm on the 3rd tusday of march,june,september,and december
No Singing Law
It is proposed that you are not allowed to sing and hum at the same time after you have spent over half an hour on MLIA in Canada.
Virginia’s Anti-California Law
Californians are not allowed to visit the state of Virginia for any reason unless they are women seeking a man from Goochland, Hanover or Fluvanna county nobody shall be in the state of Virginia without a neck. No Californian shall ever say that California is better than Virginia. While in Virginia, no homosexual shall attended school in Virginia claiming residence in California
A Mans Hair should not be longer than a womans law
If the man has longer hair than a woman, the number of inches longer is how many years in jail he shall spend. He shall also have it cut to the nubs if this happens.
It is illegal to wear black and cut your wrists in California
Emo people aren’t allowed in california.
It is illegal to wear any shade of black and cut your wrists while doing so in the state of California. Violaters are subject to a minumum $8000 fine and/or Jail time not to exceed 5 years.
(Penal Code Section: B/4887443)
It is illegal to take a hot shower in an apartment in the State of Washington
In the State of Washington, if you rent your home, it is illegal to take a hot shower, due to “safety” laws that prohibit water heaters from being set above 119 degrees Farenheit.
Nose Refinement Law
Any member of the puplic caught with an overly large nose will be subject to the full extent of the law.
Can’t walk backwards while you eat ice cream
There should be a legal law that says you cannot walk backwards anyday of the week while you eat ice cream. Walking backwards and eating icecream is very dangerous and can lead to a total loss of your ice cream.