Stupid Laws

You may not leave grass clippings on your sidewalk or the road.

In Lacon, IL you cannot put grass clippings on your sidewalk or the road. If this law is broken you will be fined $150.

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Farting in public

I find it hard to believe that there are laws in place for “smell”..I walk in to a public library and I swear everyone must do the turd duty there. Drop the brick? Dang paper work done? Please hold the phone and be sure to wash your hands! All in all please..you so called Law Makers…get a life already! Whats next you gonna ban invisible ink?

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State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations

Plantations is a slaver term which they forgot to remove as the official name for Rhode Island. It is definately outdated.

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Out law unneccesary auto noise

All this noise coming from people revving up motorcycles and playing boom boom box’s in cars should be totally illegal with servery penaltys such as permanently losing there licence as well as their vehicles

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Dave’s Act 2009

in regards to a vast increase in people being called dave, we are now banning people being called dave, saying the name dave or even being dave. the daves increased to fill public service jobs where once upon a time, daves were underrepresented. so birth mother were required to call everyone dave, even if they were a girl…NO especilly if they were a girl.

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its iilegal to plant a bomb inside burger king

its iilegal to plant a bomb inside burger king.

Editors Note: Yeah no kidding!

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Killing ladybugs on tuesdays

murdering a ladybug with a calculator and a compass in the state of New Mexico is illegal on Tuesdays. If you use a sledgehammer, however, it is totally legal.

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No being a pirate

If you are wearing a shirt with skulls on it; it should be illegal in louisiana

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Vermont State Hospital for the Criminally Insaine

It is still legal for psychologist from UVM to conduct research on prisoners (detainees) in a mental hospital/jail where it is not clear they are able to consent. The CIA Project MKULTRA still alive and well in Vermont. It is a dark secret just being revealed and has caused debate over dungons for the insaine. The ethics of the treatment of the mentally ill are are still being debated in Vermont till this day. It is also ok to mix criminals with patients here. The real use of the State Hospital building is thought of to be a old American Nazi Concentration Camp started by a double agent working for the US Army who came back from Germany and worked at Vermont State Hospital. It is dumb that the law supports such crulty.

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Mandatory Fake Orgasm; Tax Credit; Exemption

a) All lobbyists registered under the Fair Political Practices Act shall, while performing or planning to perform, any sex with an elected official, shall not reach actual orgasm, but shall make sounds, movements and facial expressions of simulated orgasm.
b) The costs of procurement, application and cleaning of personal lubricant products shall be a credit against income tax.
c) Registered Democrats are exempt from the provisions of subsection a, but are entitled to the credit of subsection b.

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you may not throw a elephant out of a plane at heights exceeding 5000 feet

you may not throw a elephant out of a plane at heights exceeding 5000 feet, anyone who brakes this law will be required to clean up and pay for all damages as well as pay for replacement of the elephant.

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YOU CAN NOT FART POOP PEE OR WIPE BOOGERS ON PEOPLE

It is completely nasty and if you fart, poop, pee or wipe boogers on people you will be grossed and will go to jail.

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