Motorists, light off a rocket every 10 miles.
If you are driving on a country road at night then you must stop every mile and send up a fucking rocket signal then wait 10 minutes and proceed to the next mile to light off your flair. This is because it will clear the road of livestock.
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- You gotta be able to read them lables
- Shade trees that obscure light and air are illegal
- You can light someone’s house on fire.
- Color of the Light Law
- Cats must be fitted with tail light if it sneaks out of the house
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If you can’t buy fireworks, how are you supposed to send up rockets?
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George
February 12, 2008
Guess you can’t drive then.
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Sanzen
November 29, 2008
what else do you expect from Pennsyltucky?!?!….LOLOL
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Sanjay Babaganoosh
January 6, 2009
Am I the only one who obeys this law or what?
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kyle
August 20, 2009
I think they mean Flare Rockets, they are completely legal in the state to own and use.
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Herbert
November 11, 2009