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                            Because some kids are allergic to peanuts, it should be illegal for anyone to bring them to school. Punishment should be in the form of waterboarding!    					
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                            Drivers who throw out cigarette butts at stoplights will be required to clean up cigarette butts at stoplights while wearing a dunce cap for 10 hours and have    					
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                            In Fresno, Califronia – If you are found committing this crime you will be tackled by the k-9 unit.    					
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                            While in Bethany Missouri, it is illegal for any black men to wear skirts while driving a truck.    					
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                            In Antonito, Colorado you cannot stumble or swagger while walking down main street. Teens, Drunks and Bums beware Antonito should have a no stumbling law so that everyone    					
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                            No eating bugs of any kind on Sundays or January 9th. Residents of California shall not eat any types of insects, bugs or creepy crawlers, escpecially no eating    					
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                            Your not allowed to take BATHS from March trough October, doing so is a serious offense and will be met with a swift punishment.    					
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                            Glenn Beck is hereto forthwith declared illegal. “Glenn Beck” will be described from for all purposes of this document as:   1. Having between 10% and 50% of    					
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                            People Who Are Caught Cheating Are Subjected To Public Humiliation.    					
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                            if you weigh more than 250 pounds and under 6 ft tall you have to were a sticker saying “CAUTION WIDE TURNS” on your butt    					
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                            That the last Monday of December every year be declared Christmas Sunday to allow for uniform observance of a now secular holiday in every state of the union,    					
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                            In Lacon, IL you cannot put grass clippings on your sidewalk or the road. If this law is broken you will be fined $150.    					
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