Stupid Proposed Laws Laws

It’s illgeal to post false laws online.

Therefore this site is preforming illegal acts, and must be shut down. Saying it’s illgeal to have oral sex, is just stupid, you honestly gonna believe that?

Editors Note: HAHA, Very Funny!

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All Cell Phones Turn Off When in a Car

All cell phones/bluetooth devices shall become unusable upon entering a vehicle. Person needs to be out of vehicle and at least 3 feet away from the vehicle for cell phones to work. Penalty for finding ways around would be punishable by 2 years in jail.

TJ

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Stupidest Law ever!

You must wear a bracelet in Llano or you get a fine for $1,000.

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Alabama laws on fire Hydrants

I think there should be a law that has fire hydrants every 1000 feet to make it safe for everyone

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Death Prohibition Guidelines

It requires a lot of work for the federal govt. to amend records on a person once they have passed on. I therefore propose that it should be illegal for anybody to die without first consulting the state for their approval. Anybody who violates this law should be put to death.

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It Should be Illegal for Dogs to Pee on Someone Else’s Property

I have a neighbor who moved in next door. she owns a dog, it’s a female, now form what I know, female dog urine is more acidic than a male dog and it leaves behind browen spots on our grass which means my grass is burned by the dog’s urine and there the grass is killed. Some folks take care of the grass and keep it healthy looking. But they don’t like the look of having brown spots on their grass because someone next door does’nt know how to pull their dog’s leash to have them urinate some other place.

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Mate with Hedgehog and go to Jail

Having sexual relations with a porcupine or a hedgehog is illegal in Florida and you’ll end up in prison if you get caught doing so.

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Thongs at the Beach should be illegal

it should be illegal to wear a sexy bikini at the beach.

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No Gingers

No Gingers IN A 50 MILE RADIAS OF ENGLAND

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Talking on the Phone While Driving Slow

It should be illegal to talk on the phone while driving slow. Violators should be taken to jail.

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