Mate with Hedgehog and go to Jail
Having sexual relations with a porcupine or a hedgehog is illegal in Florida and you’ll end up in prison if you get caught doing so.
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- It’s illegal for mountain lions to mate publicly within 1500 feet of a tavern, school, or religious establishment.
- Honking once is okay, 4 times will send you to jail
- Hat + Dancing = Jail
- Be happy or be in jail
- Don’t make fun of someone that denied your challenge
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Hey, as long as they pull all the spines out, that isn’t so bad. The real punishment would be to have them serve their sentence with all that wonderful poky nonsense up in their junk.
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Zero
February 20, 2010