It should be illegal to bring peanuts to school
Because some kids are allergic to peanuts, it should be illegal for anyone to bring them to school. Punishment should be in the form of waterboarding!
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- God hates peanuts!
- No peanutbutter and jelly sandwichs in Nickajack Elementary School
- Dogs at public schools prohibited
- It’s illegal to play poker within 300 feet of a school
- Don’t lure girls away from Malpe Lane School for Girls
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Anyone could be allergic to anything. Just sit at the no peanut table in the lunchroom. I feel sorry for the picky kid who will only eat peanuts.
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Jean
June 10, 2011