You may not molest trash cans in Daytona
No beating or having sex with your trash can
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- Wacky Christian Trash laws
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- Don’t fish with canned corn
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Damn…There goes that plan…
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Emily
July 25, 2008
wow you must be really desperate if you’re humping your trash can…
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Xanthe Ramos
October 5, 2008
Aw crap…I was going to do it tonight!
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Supreme Commander
May 3, 2009
it is fun
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ateht
August 30, 2009
so lucky i dont live there…
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Matthew
August 31, 2009
I know someone who was actually charged with breaking this law. Actually, what is known as “dumpster diving” is considered molesting a trash can.
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your mom Reply:
October 20th, 2010 at 8:14 am
i didnt get arrested, matter in fact im about to go do my trash can right now
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Cowboy
September 17, 2009