Stupid Laws
No dog sex allowed!
You could be thrown in jail if you attempt to have sex with your dog. Buying your poor poochie a beer first doesn’t count as foreplay!
No motorized wheelchairs in parks and schools
Unless you get prior permission from the director of parks and recreation. More…
No humming in public on Sundays
If you’re planning on going for a walk down the street on Sundays, make sure you don’t hum any tunes as it might land you in jail!
Illegal to protest naked unless your under 17 years old
This law was most likely passed by a bunch of pedophiles as it states you’re only allowed to protest naked if you’re under the age of 17!
Fishing while riding on a giraffe’s neck is illegal
When your out riding your pet giraffe, make sure you don’t do any fishing as it is illegal!
Getting your dog drunk is illegal
It is prohibited by city law to get your dog drunk by giving it Vodka.
No watermelon in the park!
In Beech Grove, Indiana one may not eat watermelon in the parks.
Eating at a place on fire is illegal
If your local restaurant in Chicago is on fire, make sure you don’t try to order a meal as it would be considered illegal.
Indiana Mustache Regulations
In Indiana, one may not have a mustache if he has a tendency to kiss other people all the time.
It’s illegal to play catch with your son on the sidewalk.
Don’t you just love all this freedom and liberty?
You must make it public info if your business deals in slavery
If you plan on doing any contract work for the city, you must let the city know if your company delt with any slave trading during the slavery era.
Slavery Era Disclosure Ordinance
(Source: Downey, Sarah. Slavery Disclosure Time. Newsweek. January 27, 2003.)
It’s illegal to wear dark sunglasses or a hood
I guess they are trying to catch the unabomber in this city…