No drinking beer while getting a back rub.
Sec. 6-8-8. Alcoholic beverages. No person shall sell, give, dispense, provide or keep or cause to be sold, given, dispensed, provided or kept any alcoholic beverages on the premises of any massage business. (Ord. of 4-7-92, Â§ 12) Cross references: Alcoholic beverages, Ch. 6-3.
Actually, I’d say it’s more like “no beer with your happy ending”…