Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- The pig fart law
- YOU CAN NOT FART POOP PEE OR WIPE BOOGERS ON PEOPLE
- It’s illegal to fart at the state fair
- It’s illegal to change clothes in a car
- Invading someone’s space is illegal
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too bad i do it all the time
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your mom Reply:
January 9th, 2011 at 10:08 pm
lmao, i know rihgt!?
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bob
May 15, 2008
don’t see the law text for this one
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Rubert
June 8, 2008
I will fart when ever where ever and on who ever I dam Well Please!
as offten as I dam well Please dont like it Tuff Shit!!!
and If they put me in jail Il fart on all the people there too
It they kill me Ill come back as A farting Ghost and Fart on Them!!!
FART POWER!!!!!
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Robert
September 18, 2008
What if you were new to the state and you’re favorite dinner dish was baked beans and broccoli!!! *pfft* Whooops. Sorry. You’re under arrest!
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MockingBirdie
March 22, 2009
I knew a guy in school that got wrote up and sent to the office for passing gas in class.
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Cowboy
September 17, 2009
i got written up for farting too lol i shoulda had my parents sue the school, not my falt i’m gassy. lol
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bill
November 29, 2009
WOW I MUST BE WANTED OUT LAW THEN AHH! my god thats extremely…retarted! well atleast they helped stop global warming a bit with tht law!
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THAT DUDE
December 19, 2009
ha whoops ive done that before i guess i should be arrested.
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wow...
March 1, 2010
lol youre in jail and they ask you “what are you in for” and you say “i farted” lmao XD
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Carter Reply:
September 23rd, 2010 at 9:46 pm
LOL
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alicia
April 5, 2010
Good thing I don’t live there—I freakin’ love to FART!!!!!!!!
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dutch_oven
April 22, 2010
It is only illegal to fart after 6PM, in public, on a Thursday. Not sure why though.
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October 31, 2010
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December 1, 2010
Farting in public? Ask any doctor, the average person cuts one @ every hour. So who is the person that has $hit for brains that thought that one up? Sorry, I wasn’t thinking; it had to be a politician.
So the gubermint is going to hire butt sniffers to enforce this dumb$hit law. Maybe they could do that themselves. Oops, that would require a brain slightly larger than a mouse: MY MISTAKE.
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Paul
February 9, 2011
someone had to think of creative laws to get the old people of the streets. why do you think they are called old farts.
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michael ballard
April 26, 2011