It’s illegal to drink cement
Wow, I guess some people really wanted to gain weight fast.
9.04.050 Inhaling or Drinking Certain Substances.
No person shall inhale, breathe, or drink any intoxicating glue, adhesive, cement, mucilage, dope or any other similar material for the purpose of becoming intoxicated, elated, dazed, paralyzed, irrational, or for the purpose of changing, distorting or disturbing the eyesight, thinking process, balance or coordination of such person. Any such condition so induced, for the purposes of this Chapter, is deemed to be an intoxicated condition. This section does not pertain to any person who inhales, breathes or drinks such material or substance pursuant to instruction or prescription of any duly licensed doctor, physician, surgeon, dentist or pediatrist authorized to so prescribe.
(Ord. 46 �17, 1968).
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They are talking about cement, a binding agent, not CONCRETE — cement and concrete are not interchangeable. Cements are simply binding agents and typically have toxic fumes that induce a dazed or intoxicated state much like other abused substances.
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leeor_net
October 19, 2008
this law is retarded but nessesary who is stupid enough to do something like this!!!!!!!
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Mariah
January 27, 2009
kindergardners eat glue…YUM!!!!!!!!
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WTF
May 1, 2009
A bunch of people. Trust me.
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Supreme Commander
May 3, 2009
Why have this law. Let the dumb fucks sniff glue and die. If they are stupid enough to sniff glue, or anything else for that matter, we don’t need them in this world. They end up being a burden to society.
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Tim
August 7, 2009
mmm… tastes like kool aid
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jojo
January 29, 2010
Wow. That really stupid!!! Who in the world would friggin drink cement???!!!
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Lizabeth
April 4, 2010
what kind of doctor would prescribe cement ? and for what reason? paralization ?
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daren
October 21, 2010