It’s illegal to be within 6 feet of the customer while performing a lap dance
Kinda hard to do a lap dance when you are 6 feet away from the lap…
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This is not true anymore. It may be true in certain areas, but Mons Venus and Space Oddessy 2000 offer full nude, hands on dances.
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Levi
March 12, 2008
Levi, these laws are not current ones, or if they are current they are not enforced.. this website is all for laughs at what Florida officials used to think is inappropriate.
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Ryan
April 1, 2010
Where’s this law to be found? No quote, no law.
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ReginaPhalange
July 21, 2011
Well its dumb but what if its a guy giving me the lap dance will it be ok. im all for it
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J Gladd
October 19, 2011
Key West and Beyound
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J Gladd
October 19, 2011